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Title: The Reason Turtle Understands Women so Well...
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Published: Apr 12, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-04-12 17:46:01 by Turtle
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Views: 1024
Comments: 25

is because he thinks of a man and takes away reason and responsibility.

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#3. To: Turtle (#0)

is because he thinks of a man and takes away reason and responsibility.

Dosnt thinking about men make you gay?

Armadillo  posted on  2011-04-12   18:05:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

None of you got it!

In the movie, "As Good as It Gets," Jack Nicholson plays a best-selling romance novelist. A woman asks him how he understands woman so well, and he answers, "I think of a man and take away reason and responsibility."

Turtle  posted on  2011-04-12   18:10:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Oh, we got it, Turtle, we got it!

angK  posted on  2011-04-12   18:17:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Oh, we got it, Turtle, we got it!

Not until Turtle explained it, snicker.

Turtle  posted on  2011-04-12   18:25:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Not until Turtle explained it, snicker.

Turtle is the Jabberwock:

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought— So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

angK  posted on  2011-04-12   18:44:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle is the Jabberwock:

I'm closer to Mock Turtle.

Turtle  posted on  2011-04-12   18:47:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I'm closer to Mock Turtle.

Ahh! LOL. The Turtle does have a saving grace.

angK  posted on  2011-04-12   19:04:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Hey man, let your freak flag fly. Just try not to post any gay porn links.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2011-04-12   19:48:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#13. To: Obnoxicated (#12)

Hey man, let your freak flag fly. Just try not to post any gay porn links.

When you get it wrong, you sure get it wrong. I'm a respectable, married lady of 60.

angK  posted on  2011-04-12 20:29:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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