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Title: The Reason Turtle Understands Women so Well...
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Published: Apr 12, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-04-12 17:46:01 by Turtle
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is because he thinks of a man and takes away reason and responsibility.
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#1. To: farmfriend, christine, abraxas, AngK, Phant20000 (#0)
HA HA HA!
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
Which man do you think of? Do you think of him often? Why don't you make reference to yourself instead of some other man. Is it because you need to think of the one man OUT THERE that has reason and responsibility to begin with.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Dosnt thinking about men make you gay?
LOL
ALL MEN ARE GAY!
None of you got it! In the movie, "As Good as It Gets," Jack Nicholson plays a best-selling romance novelist. A woman asks him how he understands woman so well, and he answers, "I think of a man and take away reason and responsibility."
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
Oh, we got it, Turtle, we got it!
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Not until Turtle explained it, snicker.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
Turtle is the Jabberwock: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought— So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
I'm closer to Mock Turtle.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
Ahh! LOL. The Turtle does have a saving grace.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Hey man, let your freak flag fly. Just try not to post any gay porn links.
When you get it wrong, you sure get it wrong. I'm a respectable, married lady of 60.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Turtle is about as uffish as it gets! :)
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Turtle, are you often thinking of a man? lol Sounds like a personal problem to me.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
lol........
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Sorry m'am. That was meant for Turtle.
He was an opium addict you know. ;-)
Who? Turtle or Lewis Carrol?
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Actually it's debated - Carrol. I suspect Turtle is more of "White Lightning" kind of guy. However, opium use was not uncommon at the time Carrol was writing so questions have arisen as to whether he had the habit.
Frumious Bandersnatch is probably the Secret Service's code name for Manchelle Obama.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
"And then I tore off her clothes and had carnal relations with her Frumius Bandersnatch." Yech!
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
Yech! LMAO! HO-HO-HO! HAH-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Yech! LOL! Good one, Turtle.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
You had carnal relations with a psychedelic rock band in the late 1960s?
#2. To: Turtle (#1)
is because he thinks of a man and takes away reason and responsibility.
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
is because he thinks of a man and takes away reason and responsibility.
#4. To: Armadillo (#3)
#5. To: Armadillo, Turtle (#3)
(Edited)
Dosnt thinking about men make you gay?
#6. To: Armadillo, AngK, farmfriend (#3)
#7. To: Turtle (#6)
#8. To: angK (#7)
Oh, we got it, Turtle, we got it!
#9. To: Turtle (#8)
Not until Turtle explained it, snicker.
#10. To: angK (#9)
Turtle is the Jabberwock:
#11. To: Turtle (#10)
I'm closer to Mock Turtle.
#12. To: angK (#11)
#13. To: Obnoxicated (#12)
Hey man, let your freak flag fly. Just try not to post any gay porn links.
#14. To: angK, turtle (#9)
#15. To: Turtle (#0)
he thinks of a man
#16. To: angK, Turtle (#2)
Which man do you think of? Do you think of him often?
#17. To: angK, Turtle (#13)
#18. To: angK (#9)
#19. To: Original_Intent (#18)
He was an opium addict you know. ;-)
#20. To: angK, Turtle (#19)
(Edited)
#21. To: angK (#9)
shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein
#22. To: James Deffenbach (#21)
Frumious Bandersnatch is probably the Secret Service's code name for Manchelle Obama
#23. To: Turtle, James Deffenbach (#22)
"And then I tore off her clothes and had carnal relations with her Frumious Bandersnatch."
#24. To: Turtle (#22)
"And then I tore off her clothes and had carnal relations with her Frumius Bandersnatch."
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein
#25. To: Turtle (#22)
"And then I tore off her clothes and had carnal relations with her Frumius Bandersnatch."
Wow.
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