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Title: Woman Sees Jesus in Stained Towel
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URL Source: http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/18/b ... t-sees-jesus-in-stained-towel/
Published: Apr 19, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-04-19 13:51:14 by PSUSA
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There's the Shroud of Turin -- and now there's the Towel of Coventry.

A 31-year-old dance instructor from the British city says a bizarre brown stain that appeared on one of her tea towels actually shows the face of Jesus Christ.

Roisin McCourt told Metro that the discolored spot is clearly recognizable as the face of a man with a beard and long hair. Sacred Sightings

Roisin McCourt says Jesus' face appeared on one of her stained towels. The 31-year-old dance instructor discovered the discolored smudge after giving the towel a wash in her home in Coventry, England. Though Jesus' likeness might be hard to make out, McCourt believes it is a sign from God.

Roisin McCourt says Jesus' face appeared on one of her stained towels. The 31-year-old dance instructor discovered the discolored smudge after giving the towel a wash in her home in Coventry, England. Though Jesus' likeness might be hard to make out, McCourt believes it is a sign from God.

"When I took it out, I could not believe it," she told the newspaper. "I could see it was Jesus straightaway. I took it to my husband, and he agreed with me.

"I don't even know what the stain was made from. I had not seen it before I had put it in the washing," she said.

For many people, a stained towel is an indication that they need to use a more powerful laundry detergent. But for McCourt, the brown smudge was a powerful spiritual sign.

"I am Catholic, but I am not extremely religious. We don't go to Mass every weekend, but after finding this, it has definitely made my faith stronger."

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TooConservative  posted on  2011-04-19   14:47:27 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: TooConservative (#2)

I want MY 15 minutes of fame.

I'll just find ME a towel, smear some mud on my sweaty balls, wipe it off, and voila! It's JESUS! Praise duh LAWD!

I'll be famous!

I wonder if I could get away with selling a jebus portrait like that on ebay. There are plenty of sheep just begging to be fleeced.

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PSUSA  posted on  2011-04-19   15:00:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: PSUSA (#3) (Edited)

I wonder if I could get away with selling a jebus portrait like that on ebay. There are plenty of sheep just begging to be fleeced.

No, you get a load of t-shirts printed with it and sell them to all the sucker mexicons who'll beat a path to your house to see the original image.

If you want to go multi-level, include buttons and plastic keychains....

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#9. To: X-15 (#8) (Edited)

lol!

Or I could do the christian thing, and donate the imprint of my muddy sweaty balls to the local catlick church. Let THEM handle the mexicans, since they wanted them here.

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