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Title: Woman Sees Jesus in Stained Towel
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URL Source: http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/18/b ... t-sees-jesus-in-stained-towel/
Published: Apr 19, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-04-19 13:51:14 by PSUSA
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There's the Shroud of Turin -- and now there's the Towel of Coventry. A 31-year-old dance instructor from the British city says a bizarre brown stain that appeared on one of her tea towels actually shows the face of Jesus Christ. Roisin McCourt told Metro that the discolored spot is clearly recognizable as the face of a man with a beard and long hair. Sacred Sightings Roisin McCourt says Jesus' face appeared on one of her stained towels. The 31-year-old dance instructor discovered the discolored smudge after giving the towel a wash in her home in Coventry, England. Though Jesus' likeness might be hard to make out, McCourt believes it is a sign from God. Roisin McCourt says Jesus' face appeared on one of her stained towels. The 31-year-old dance instructor discovered the discolored smudge after giving the towel a wash in her home in Coventry, England. Though Jesus' likeness might be hard to make out, McCourt believes it is a sign from God. "When I took it out, I could not believe it," she told the newspaper. "I could see it was Jesus straightaway. I took it to my husband, and he agreed with me. "I don't even know what the stain was made from. I had not seen it before I had put it in the washing," she said. For many people, a stained towel is an indication that they need to use a more powerful laundry detergent. But for McCourt, the brown smudge was a powerful spiritual sign. "I am Catholic, but I am not extremely religious. We don't go to Mass every weekend, but after finding this, it has definitely made my faith stronger." Poster Comment: If you want to see jebus, there are pics at the link.
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#1. To: All (#0)
And let the pilgrimage begin! ,
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#2. To: PSUSA (#0)
#3. To: TooConservative (#2)
I want MY 15 minutes of fame. I'll just find ME a towel, smear some mud on my sweaty balls, wipe it off, and voila! It's JESUS! Praise duh LAWD! I'll be famous! I wonder if I could get away with selling a jebus portrait like that on ebay. There are plenty of sheep just begging to be fleeced. .
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The 14 Words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children." -David Lane
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” -Seneca
#4. To: PSUSA (#3)
The toasted-cheese Jesus brought $28,000 on eBay. I always inspect used toilet paper, hoping I'll get lucky. It's cheaper than lottery tickets and I still think that the odds are greater of making money that way than actually winning a lottery.
I wonder if I could get away with selling a jebus portrait like that on ebay.
#5. To: PSUSA, *Too Much Information* (#3)
I'll just find ME a towel, smear some mud on my sweaty balls, wipe it off, and voila!
No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)
#6. To: wudidiz (#5)
If you think that was TMI, be thankful that I edited it substantially from what I was going to say. .
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The 14 Words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children." -David Lane
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” -Seneca
#7. To: PSUSA (#0)
I once had a potato that looked like Richard Nixon.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
#8. To: PSUSA (#3) (Edited)
No, you get a load of t-shirts printed with it and sell them to all the sucker mexicons who'll beat a path to your house to see the original image. If you want to go multi-level, include buttons and plastic keychains....
I wonder if I could get away with selling a jebus portrait like that on ebay. There are plenty of sheep just begging to be fleeced.
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#9. To: X-15 (#8) (Edited)
lol! Or I could do the christian thing, and donate the imprint of my muddy sweaty balls to the local catlick church. Let THEM handle the mexicans, since they wanted them here. .
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The 14 Words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children." -David Lane
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” -Seneca
#10. To: PSUSA (#6)
I am thankful.
No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)
#11. To: TooConservative (#2)
That's not Jesus. Look closely. That's Snoopy!
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
#12. To: PSUSA (#0)
Man sees idiot in computer screen
Woman Sees Jesus in Stained Towel
#13. To: TooConservative (#4)
There's one born every minute.
The toasted-cheese Jesus brought $28,000 on eBay.
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
#14. To: angK (#11)
Notice that the woman is crouching on the floor with her food-stain Jesus cloth thingy. I know that the Catholics just love groveling but I don't see the merit of groveling next to major appliances.
That's not Jesus. Look closely. That's Snoopy!
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