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Title: I Miss Bill Clinton, Don't You!!!
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Published: Apr 27, 2011
Author: Canadian TV
Post Date: 2011-04-27 14:51:01 by Jethro Tull
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Comments: 8
From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
... ya gotta love it!
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
That is some way funny material. I thought that America had scraped the bottom of the barrel with Clinton. But that was before we got Bush. And with Obama I know the bottom has been knocked out of the barrel and the digging has commenced.
I 2nd every word ! Too funny ... and I loathed Clinton too, until there was Bush II and Obama.
Can you imagine what will be foisted off on us in 2012? I mean, it gets worse with every (s)election and I shudder to think what could be worse than the Kenyan.
A Mormon?? God bless.......
I can only think of one thing that would be worse than the Kenyan--that would be the anti-Christ himself.
#7. To: James Deffenbach (#6)
It's gonna take a mandate that originates outside the box to undo the corruption foisted upon us in 1913 ... either a financial collapse or a (financial) revolution.
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#3. To: James Deffenbach, Jethro Tull (#1)
That is some way funny material. I thought that America had scraped the bottom of the barrel with Clinton. But that was before we got Bush.
#4. To: noone222 (#3)
#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
I shudder to think what could be worse than the Kenyan.
#6. To: X-15 (#5)
A Mormon?? God bless.......
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