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Title: I Miss Bill Clinton, Don't You!!!
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Published: Apr 27, 2011
Author: Canadian TV
Post Date: 2011-04-27 14:51:01 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 263
Comments: 8

I Miss Bill Clinton, Don't You!!!

It doesn't matter what party you belong to-this is hilarious.

From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
  
   
"Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes." 


 
... ya gotta love it!
 


  
       
   THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL SYMBOL FOR OBAMA
  The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President. 
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

That is some way funny material. I thought that America had scraped the bottom of the barrel with Clinton. But that was before we got Bush. And with Obama I know the bottom has been knocked out of the barrel and the digging has commenced.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-04-27   14:57:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: James Deffenbach (#1)

I love it! I'd like to get a copy of the on-air dilevery. It has to be out there somewhere.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-04-27   15:00:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: James Deffenbach, Jethro Tull (#1)

That is some way funny material. I thought that America had scraped the bottom of the barrel with Clinton. But that was before we got Bush.

I 2nd every word ! Too funny ... and I loathed Clinton too, until there was Bush II and Obama.

Democracy: “a government of the masses. Authority derived through mass meetings or any other form of direct expression. Results in mobocracy. Attitude towards property is communistic-negative property rights. Attitude toward law is that the will of the majority shall regulate, whether it is based upon deliberation or governed by passion, prejudice and impulse, without restraint or regard to consequences. It results in demagogism, license, agitation, discontent, anarchy.” The 1928 Army Field Manual

noone222  posted on  2011-04-27   15:20:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: noone222 (#3)

Can you imagine what will be foisted off on us in 2012? I mean, it gets worse with every (s)election and I shudder to think what could be worse than the Kenyan.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-04-27   15:24:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

I shudder to think what could be worse than the Kenyan.

A Mormon?? God bless.......

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-04-27   15:45:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: X-15 (#5)

A Mormon?? God bless.......

I can only think of one thing that would be worse than the Kenyan--that would be the anti-Christ himself.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-04-27   15:49:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: James Deffenbach (#6)

It's gonna take a mandate that originates outside the box to undo the corruption foisted upon us in 1913 ... either a financial collapse or a (financial) revolution.

Democracy: “a government of the masses. Authority derived through mass meetings or any other form of direct expression. Results in mobocracy. Attitude towards property is communistic-negative property rights. Attitude toward law is that the will of the majority shall regulate, whether it is based upon deliberation or governed by passion, prejudice and impulse, without restraint or regard to consequences. It results in demagogism, license, agitation, discontent, anarchy.” The 1928 Army Field Manual

noone222  posted on  2011-04-27   15:54:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: noone222 (#7)

" undo the corruption foisted upon us in 1913 ... either a financial collapse or a (financial) revolution."

I'm Predicting the Total Collapse will be the Event.

And I believe I'm prepared for it.

ndcorup  posted on  2011-04-27   17:13:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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