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Title: Official: Bin Laden buried at sea
Source: http://news.yahoo.com
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110502/ap_on_re_us/us_bin_laden_burial
Published: May 2, 2011
Author: MATT APUZZO
Post Date: 2011-05-02 12:07:35 by freepatriot32
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Keywords: bin laden, buried at sea, official
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WASHINGTON – A U.S. official says Osama bin Laden has been buried at sea.

After bin Laden was killed in a raid by U.S. forces in Pakistan, senior administration officials said the body would be handled according to Islamic practice and tradition. That practice calls for the body to be buried within 24 hours, the official said. Finding a country willing to accept the remains of the world's most wanted terrorist would have been difficult, the official said. So the U.S. decided to bury him at sea.

The official, who spoke Monday on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive national security matters, did not immediately say where that occurred. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#2. To: freepatriot32, All (#0)

the U.S. decided to bury him at sea.

Like Megatron in the "Transformers" movie? A C-Span caller mentioned that today as a similarity with this news about Bin Laden but I haven't seen the movie.

Maine Sen. Susan Collins came on soon after and started moronically yammering about homegrown terrorism here in retaliation over Bin Laden being killed, like Americans are al Qaeda. Obama made some short, strange speech prior that sounded like he was talking about the "Bonanza" series -- mentioned somebody named Hoss Cartwright.

GreyLmist  posted on  2011-05-02   15:19:52 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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the U.S. decided to bury him at sea.

Like Megatron in the "Transformers" movie? A C-Span caller mentioned that today as a similarity with this news about Bin Laden but I haven't seen the movie.

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Megatron_ (Movie)

IDW Transformers movie comics

In the aftermath of the battle in Mission City, Sector Seven hauled away Megatron's corpse along with the other Decepticon bodies. The clandestine human organisation brought the bodies to a secret facility in the Nevada desert, with the intention of getting every bit of information they can out of the dead Decepticons before they were forced to dump them into the sea. When he arrived to oversee the burial of those who fell in Mission City, Optimus Prime noticed the surviving AllSpark fragment glowed when near Megatron's body, and gave it to Professor Vine for safekeeping. Weeks later, Megatron, along with Blackout, was dumped into the Laurentian Abyss.

Laurentian Abyss, eastern coast of Canada in the Atlantic Ocean. Not a trench, but more of an "underwater valley": second deepest part of the Earth's ocean...second only to Challenger Deep [Marianis Islands area]..."Laurentian Abyss" sounds more sci-fi menacing than "Marianas Trench"...The Laurentian Abyss was the covert rendezvous point for Soviet and American submarines in the 1990 technothriller film The Hunt for Red October. The location, however, was a departure from the book, and was not used in the original 1984 novel by Tom Clancy.

Arabian Sea - New World Encyclopedia: One of the deepest areas of the sea floor is where the Indus River meets the Arabian Ocean. In the place where the two bodies of water meet, a sharp canyon has been formed on the sea floor

Watch Obama Chuckle at Osama Joke the Day Before His Death [Video]: the dinner’s featured speaker, [sic] was Seth Meyers, head writer for Saturday Night Live.

During a segment of Meyers’ speech, he took the time to make fun of CSPAN as a channel that no one ever watches. This was a rather apt observation, because I recognize CSPAN as part of the 20-channel buffer between network TV and TBS, sandwiched between local access stations.

I’m also honored to be performing for those you tonight as well as the handful of people watching at home on CSPAN. CSPAN is of course the official network for wide shots of empty chairs. Every time I tune into CSPAN it looks like they just had a fire drill. CSPAN is one unpaid electric bill away from being a radio station. People think Bin Laden is hiding out out in the Hindu Kush, but did you know that everyday from 4-5 he hosts a show on CSPAN? I’m not complaining about CSPAN mind you, I usually work on NBC so I’m thrilled to be on a network that people actually watch.

When the camera pans over to Obama after the Osama joke, the president lets out a bountiful chuckle at Meyers’ joke. Looking back, it seems Obama might have laughed a little too hard. Since we now know that Obama had already given given the order to kill the leader of al-Qaeda. Imagine what was going through his mind? Was he laughing at the joke, or the irony?

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so obama laughed about osama at a public dinner. that is a keeper. thanks.

Artisan  posted on  2011-05-04   8:16:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#8. To: Artisan (#7)

so obama laughed about osama at a public dinner.

Yes, at a public dinner via CSPAN -- the night prior to the reported end of the OBLisk; evidently, while that targeted assassination was in the works.

that is a keeper. thanks.

You're welcome.

GreyLmist  posted on  2011-05-04 11:47:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Artisan, All (#7) (Edited)

This is a longer version of the dinner show [link posted in the article]. I haven't watched it all yet but it does have what looks to be a "Transformers" movie clip in the opening [ref: Posts #2 and #4 above], as well as one from "The Lion King" spoofed as his "birth video".

President Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner - CSPAN [18:54 Uploaded by CSPAN on Apr 30, 2011]

President Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner. View the complete program here:
http://www.c- spanvideo.org/program/WhiteHouseCorrespo

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