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Miscellaneous See other Miscellaneous Articles Title: Faking another apocalypse (Sat. May 21) Spring is finally here -- but apparently, the apocalypse will be fast on its trail. That's the word from a slight but outspoken group of spiritual devotees who believe that the world as we know it is coming to an end. Maybe you've already encountered the literature: pamphlets, subway ads, billboards on the side of the highway. "Judgment Day is coming" reads one billboard, which features a man praying in silhouette against a sunset backdrop. These are the works of a peculiar breed of Christian activists who've taken to the road to preach their belief in the fast-approaching End of Days. The self-appointed harbingers are not tied to any particular church -- they claim organized religion has been corrupted by the devil -- but rather to Internet- and radio-based ministries. And their lone mission is to tell anyone and everyone that the end of days is May 21. That's when, they insist, God's true believers will be lifted into heaven and saved, during a biblical event widely referred to as the Rapture. The finer points of Christian eschatology have long been the subject of dispute (not to mention the inspiration for movies and books, like the blockbuster "Left Behind" series). Though mainstream churches reject the the notion that doomsday can be predicted by any man, fringe scholars continue to work feverishly pinpointing the moment of the final, divine revelation. And one such man -- 89-year-old radio host Harold Camping -- has been at the game for decades. In the early '90s, Camping published a book titled "1994?," which claimed judgment day would arrive in September of that year. When confronted with such a staggering anticlimax -- the world, after all, kept on spinning -- Camping chose not to be discouraged, but to learn from his mistakes. (He hadn't considered the Book of Jeremiah, he says.) A civil engineer by trade, Camping went back to the drawing board and continued to crunch the numbers, before arriving at the adamant determination that Rapture would come on May 21, 2011. He began to spread the word through his broadcasting network, Family Radio, in 2009, and quickly built up a fervid following. But what, exactly, is his argument? We've compiled an explainer below with all the information you'll need to prepare for May 21. What happens during and after the Rapture? In a nutshell: The worthy dead will first rise up to heaven, followed shortly thereafter by about 200 million faithful followers saved by God. Those left behind will endure several months of ghastly torment. And what remains of our fair Earth will swiftly careen toward its ultimate destruction -- which will occur in October. According to one advocate, Brian Haubert, who was interviewed for a recent article published by NPR: On May 21, "starting in the Pacific Rim at around the 6 p.m. local time hour, in each time zone, there will be a great earthquake, such as has never been in the history of the Earth," he says. The true Christian believers -- he hopes he's one of them -- will be "raptured": They'll fly upward to heaven. And for the rest? "It's just the horror of horror stories," he says, "and on top of all that, there's no more salvation at that point. And then the Bible says it will be 153 days later that the entire universe and planet Earth will be destroyed forever." Why does Camping believe the end is nigh? Camping and his affiliates present at least three explanations -- what he refers to as "infallible, absolute proofs" -- for May 21 being the day. It's the anniversary of Noah's Flood: A great deal of effort has been made by biblical literalists over the years to identify the exact chronology of the events dictated in the Old Testament. Some scholars, including Camping, adhere to the theory that the Biblical Flood took place on May 21 in the year 4,990 B.C. Then, in Genesis, God told Noah seven days before the Flood to warn people of the impending cataclysm. And Camping posits that this figure, seven days, holds greater significance than meets the eye. According to the biblical passage 2 Peter 3:8, "one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day." Therefore, argues Camping, Rapture should occur 7,000 years after the Flood. And the 7,000th anniversary of the biblical deluge, by his math, falls on May 21, 2011. It's the anniversary of Creation ... sort of: Another piece of evidence -- explained by Family Radio affiliate eBibleFellowship -- suggests that the world began in 11,013 B.C., and its 13,000th anniversary came and went in 1988. During that year, apparently on May 21, the end of the "church age" came to pass. Then, a 23-year time of "tribulation" began, during which Satan claimed dominion over all the world's churches. (Camping also supports this notion. He claims that the number "23" -- far from just being a poorly received Jim Carrey film -- also represents "destruction" in biblical symbology.) The end of this particular period of cosmological strife is said to fall on May 21, 2011. Divine Numerology: This elaborate line of reasoning first argues that Jesus Christ was killed on April 1 in the year 33 A.D. Using that date, the crucifixion would have occurred exactly 1,978 years and 51 days -- or 722,500 days -- before May 21, 2011. It turns out that 722,500 is also the product of an equation -- (5 x 10 x 17)^2 -- that includes three different numbers of significance, according to Camping. Five means "atonement." Ten indicates "completeness."And 17 signifies "heaven." Thus: Armageddon. Don't past failures at predicting the end of the world give May 21sters some pause? Apparently not. According to MSNBC: "It would be like telling the Wright Brothers that every other attempt to fly has failed, so you shouldn't even try," said Chris McCann, who works with eBibleFellowship, one of the groups spreading the message. What happens if the world doesn't end? That's a question proponents claim they won't even ponder. (To do so would be to doubt biblical truth and threaten their chances at Rapture, according to at least one telling.) In fact, many who were interviewed by NPR -- one woman who dropped out of medical school; a couple who stand to run out of savings on May 21 -- claim they have no backup plan. While most would say these people are in for a rude awakening, that's not discouraging them in their faith. Only May 21 will tell. 166 comments
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It Could Happen The telling concept is "there will be a great earthquake, such as has never been in the history of the Earth". Of course it won't happen stepwise around the Earth. Remember the panic a few months ago over the possibility that the CERN accelerator might actually produce tiny Black Holes? Since we're talking quantum effects here, no one should rule out the possibility that the accelerator will create one that's a tiny fraction too heavy to evaporate quickly. Ooops! That first earthquake would then occur in Geneva and wouldn't propagate itself regularly around the Earth like an avenging army. It would radiate out from Geneva in an ever widening collapse of the land as the Black Hole sucks the Alps into itself. No one knows how long the process of consuming the Earth might take, but it would accelerate over the following period, and everyone in the advanced world would know that there is absolutely no chance that anyone or anything would survive. Of course the little detail of the "worthy dead" and "faithful followers" being taken to God won't happen. These smug moralists won't be spared either. Black Holes are equal opportunity killers; they observe no Sectarian doctrine. The "Quest for the Higgs" (or whatever it might have been called) might in fact be the reason that there appear to be no technologically advanced civilizations in the galaxy. —anandakos Read anandakos's other letters Permalink False prophets they must be forgetting that part in the Old Testament that says false prophets should be stoned. —MrsBug Read MrsBug's other letters ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There's plenty of evidence of past apocalypses -- upheavals causing mountains, meteoric craters, ice ages, "worlds in collision" so not a bad guess it can happen again.
There are so few worthy people, that if there were a rapture today, or any day, or even every day, not enough people would go missing to notice. There's 7 billion people on the planet. Every day people die, and go missing. Nobody cares, nobody knows how or why. We could have the rapture occurring every hour on the hour, and nobody would notice. That's how screwed up the world is. But yet... If we wanted to know about Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, or the latest celebritard gossip...
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
There is truly no end to the ways KooKs interpret the bible (choose a version, any version). IMO, it's right up there as one of the most divisive books ever written.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
And on May 22: "Oops! I forgot about Ezekiel!" Back to the drawing board. Again. Another Millerite-like "Great Disappointment". .
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