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Title: Post-Rapture Looting, Anyone?
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East Bay Express
URL Source: http://www.eastbayexpress.com/92510 ... 17/post-rapture-looting-anyone
Published: May 17, 2011
Author: Rachel Swan
Post Date: 2011-05-17 21:18:23 by Flintlock
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Views: 503
Comments: 12
Post-Rapture Looting, Anyone? Lest you've been comatose for the last month or so, let's fill you in on the biggest news story of the last —oh— two thousand years: The Rapture is coming. Like, Saturday. The saved will ascend to heaven, the graves will unleash their dead, and the rest of us will be left to walk among corpses and zombies. Sounds like an opportune moment for a little looting, right? So thought Ben Conner and Carl W Franke, organizers of a post-rapture looting party that's already gotten major traction on Facebook, with more than 125,000 attendees, to date. To quote the organizers: "When everyone is gone and god's not looking, we need to pick up some sweet stereo equipment and maybe some new furniture for the mansion we're going to squat in." Gather up your Samsonite, heathens, and godspeed. Poster Comment: Considering the "Rapture®" is this Saturday Get ready to rumble!
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#1. To: Flintlock (#0)
You can have my truck 'n guns. ;-)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Get ready to rumble! How many hours do we have left?
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
6.02 x 10 exp. 23rd
Hey Avagadro Make sure you leave some cold ones in the fridge for me.
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
They don't loot in Japan, so just move all your stuff there and you will be OK. ;)
God is always good!
Except for my laptop and well girded loin cloth, I've given away all my worldly goods in anticipation of the blessed event.
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
In anticipation of the Rapture on Saturday, on Thursday I'm going to Las Vegas, where I will max out all my credit cards, write bad checks, have wild parties with lots of booze and naked girls, have unprotected sex, etc. 'Cause, y'know, the worst that can happen is having to dodge the bill collectors and law enforcement until October 21st when the whole world ends.
I think we should invest in a mini submarine so that when California has that big quake and drops into the ocean ... we can submerge ourselves into all of the banks !
“But when you want money for people with minds that hate, All I can tell you brother is that you have to wait.” The Beatles, Revolution, 1968
If the Rapture comes I'll never work again for the rest of my life, and have all the booze, porn and cigars I ever wanted.
“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” - J.R.R. Tolkien
When all the Christians are Raptured on Saturday, then the Jews will really take over. Please leave your doors and cabinets unlocked, and you might as well eat that baked ham in the next three days so it doesn't go to waste. Oh yes, please leave your keys in the ignition of your unlocked cars. Be thoughtful - fill the tank before you fly away.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#2. To: Flintlock (#0)
#3. To: Flintlock (#0)
Considering the "Rapture®" is this Saturday
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#5. To: TwentyTwelve, Flintlock (#3)
How many hours do we have left?
#6. To: Original_Intent (#5)
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6.02 x 10 exp. 23rd
#7. To: Flintlock (#0)
#8. To: RickyJ (#7)
They don't loot in Japan, so just move all your stuff there and you will be OK. ;)
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