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Title: World fails to end on cue.
Source:
YaHoO
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110522 ... n_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday
Published: May 21, 2011
Author: GARANCE BURKE
Post Date: 2011-05-21 23:37:55 by Armadillo
Keywords: None
Views: 705
Comments: 3
OAKLAND, Calif. – They spent months warning the world of the apocalypse, some giving away earthly belongings or draining their savings accounts. And so they waited, vigilantly, on Saturday for the appointed hour to arrive. Poster Comment: "Vanity" seems like a good place to post this. I spent the day like any other Saturday. I was at the nudist club relaxing by the pool, watching a water volleyball game. At 6:00, someone noticed they were still alive and cheered. Later on at the club, I watched a nice sunset. It was a nice Saturday.
When 6 p.m. came and went across the United States and various spots around the globe, and no extraordinary cataclysm occurred, some believers expressed confusion, while others reassured each of their faith. Still, some others took it in stride.
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"I can't tell you what I feel right now," he said, surrounded by tourists. "Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."
Might I suggest a Bible passage for these people to read-
Matthew 24.
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#1. To: Armadillo (#0)
He feels suckered, but he won't man up and admit it.
__________________________________________________________ S-U-C-K-E-R-S-!
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
Dammit, I was wanting all their crap.
“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” - J.R.R. Tolkien
"I can't tell you what I feel right now," he said, surrounded by tourists.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#2. To: Armadillo (#0)
"Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."
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