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Title: The Rapture Didn't Happen. Darn.
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Published: May 23, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-05-23 11:05:17 by Turtle
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I was exoecting to find transplanted hearts flopping around in the street, dentures, penile implants, wrected cars, airplanes falling out of the sky. Then I was going to go the houses of all these Christians and collect all the booze, guns, porn, sex toys, cigars, three-piece suits and Cadillacs I ever wanted.

What a gyp.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

It was another Great Disappointment for all of us. I had my sights set on Benny Hinns mansion and his fleet of cars. His porn stash I'd have given away. Goat sex does not appeal to me, personally.

PSUSA  posted on  2011-05-23   11:49:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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