On a more serious note, isn't most of America concerned about what these pigs consider "assault" to be!
"What? Oh, sorry, I was watching American Idol!, football spring training is coming up and I'll be kinda busy for the next few months..." -average American
Most seriously, most of Amerikan LEOs appear to be severely demented!
No doubt about it. I was just run thru the wringer by the local Sheriff's Police. They grabbed me on an expired warrant and it ended up costing me over $200 that I did not really have.