On a more serious note, isn't most of America concerned about what these pigs consider "assault" to be!
"What? Oh, sorry, I was watching American Idol!, football spring training is coming up and I'll be kinda busy for the next few months..." -average American
Back story I read on another site said the man was drinking in public, refused to leave when ordered by the cops, and started flailing at them from his wheelchair when they informed him that he was to be arrested. He kinda brought in on himself (the arrest part after being told to move along), but the cops did not handle themselves well at all, it's a PR-nightmare for the Dee Cee cops.
6.(a) a pattern of lifetime moral issues, leading to a state of complete moral bankruptcy, is considered an asset. Psychotic breaks with reality will be considered on a par with above requirement.