I've drunk alcohol before, but not in a long long time. I'm just not a drinker.
But this weekend I got a room at the local nudist club where I will be staying for three days. I decided, since I wont be driving anywhere, I might as well get plastered. Maybe it would help me loosen up and improve my social skills. And if I do something crazy, like walk around naked, it's a nudist resort... no one will care. So I got a 6 pack of Bud. Not that light junk either, the real stuff.
This afternoon after diner I popped open a can and drank.
This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck.
And dont tell me "of course it sucks, it's BUD. Drink brand XYZ!"
No, no, no. This stuff sucks in ways that transcend brands. And the burps taste just as bad. Maybe if I drank more I would get used to it... I dont want to get used to it. Yuck.
I managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left.
Yuck.