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Title: BEER. This sh*t sucks!
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Budweiser
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Published: May 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-05-28 23:04:40 by Armadillo
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Views: 3728
Comments: 91
I've drunk alcohol before, but not in a long long time. I'm just not a drinker. So I got a 6 pack of Bud. Not that light junk either, the real stuff.
But this weekend I got a room at the local nudist club where I will be staying for three days. I decided, since I wont be driving anywhere, I might as well get plastered. Maybe it would help me loosen up and improve my social skills. And if I do something crazy, like walk around naked, it's a nudist resort... no one will care.
This afternoon after diner I popped open a can and drank. This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck.
And dont tell me "of course it sucks, it's BUD. Drink brand XYZ!"
No, no, no. This stuff sucks in ways that transcend brands. And the burps taste just as bad. Maybe if I drank more I would get used to it... I dont want to get used to it. Yuck.
I managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left.
Yuck.
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#4. To: Armadillo (#0)
They get better with each beer. the more you drink the better they taste.
More likely the taste buds become desensitized to the disgusting taste. YUCK.
get some spicy V8 and have bloody beers.
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That sounds gross. Actually, it's the best solution for low grade beer. I've had to doctor it up a time or two. : )
When I first started tending bar, the place where I would was also a resturaunt that had great home made bloody mary mix. We sold a lot of bloody beers. it is really good.
#23. To: farmfriend, 4 (#22)
All in all, I'll agree with the 'dillo on this one. I just don't do beer. It's a pisser.
When I first started tending bar, the place where I would was also a resturaunt that had great home made bloody mary mix. We sold a lot of bloody beers. it is really good. Each to their own. I'm a purist - I don't smoke flavored cigars, drink flavored coffee, or adulterate beer with anything. Ditto Single Malt. Now if you want something nice that sounds strange till you try it, try a Charlie Burch. Vodka and Root Beer - preferably A&W.
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestI managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left. Yuck.
#6. To: farmfriend (#4)
They get better with each beer. the more you drink the better they taste.
I'll try some more tomorrow... If I post something weirder than usual, I might be wasted.
#12. To: Armadillo (#6)
More likely the taste buds become desensitized to the disgusting taste. YUCK. I'll try some more tomorrow... If I post something weirder than usual, I might be wasted.
#19. To: farmfriend (#12)
#21. To: Eric Stratton, farmfriend (#19)
get some spicy V8 and have bloody beers.
#22. To: abraxas, Eric Stratton, (#21)
Actually, it's the best solution for low grade beer. I've had to doctor it up a time or two. :
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#25. To: farmfriend, abraxas, Eric Stratton (#22)
Actually, it's the best solution for low grade beer. I've had to doctor it up a time or two. :
#28. To: farmfriend (#22)
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