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Title: BEER. This sh*t sucks!
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Budweiser
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Published: May 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-05-28 23:04:40 by Armadillo
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Views: 3627
Comments: 91
I've drunk alcohol before, but not in a long long time. I'm just not a drinker. So I got a 6 pack of Bud. Not that light junk either, the real stuff.
But this weekend I got a room at the local nudist club where I will be staying for three days. I decided, since I wont be driving anywhere, I might as well get plastered. Maybe it would help me loosen up and improve my social skills. And if I do something crazy, like walk around naked, it's a nudist resort... no one will care.
This afternoon after diner I popped open a can and drank. This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck.
And dont tell me "of course it sucks, it's BUD. Drink brand XYZ!"
No, no, no. This stuff sucks in ways that transcend brands. And the burps taste just as bad. Maybe if I drank more I would get used to it... I dont want to get used to it. Yuck.
I managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left.
Yuck.
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#4. To: Armadillo (#0)
They get better with each beer. the more you drink the better they taste.
More likely the taste buds become desensitized to the disgusting taste. YUCK.
get some spicy V8 and have bloody beers.
I brought some cranberry juice with me. So I mixed about half-and-half.
Cranberry juice and Bud? : ( Poor Dillo!!
Cranberry juice and Bud? : ( Poor Dillo!! Well, his urinary tract should get a good flushing.
#40. To: Original_Intent, abraxas, farmfriend (#39)
Well, his urinary tract should get a good flushing. It wasnt too bad. Not good, but not too bad. What does a drunk armadillo do? So far, forget where my water bottle and room key went, and I went for a walk without clothes.
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestI managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left. Yuck.
#6. To: farmfriend (#4)
They get better with each beer. the more you drink the better they taste.
I'll try some more tomorrow... If I post something weirder than usual, I might be wasted.
#12. To: Armadillo (#6)
More likely the taste buds become desensitized to the disgusting taste. YUCK. I'll try some more tomorrow... If I post something weirder than usual, I might be wasted.
#33. To: farmfriend (#12)
get some spicy V8 and have bloody beers.
It's drinkable, I'm drinking it right now.
Stay tuned. Tonights my last night staying here. What will a drunk Armadillo do?
#37. To: Armadillo (#33)
I brought some cranberry juice with me. So I mixed about half-and-half.
#39. To: abraxas, Armadillo (#37)
I brought some cranberry juice with me. So I mixed about half-and-half.
Replies to Comment # 39. Cranberry juice and Bud? : ( Poor Dillo!!
Unfortunately most people have gone to sleep here (11:30) so socialization opportunities are gone.
Being at a nudist resort, a late night nude walk looses much of it's impact.
#60. To: Original_Intent (#39)
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