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Title: BEER. This sh*t sucks!
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Published: May 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-05-28 23:04:40 by Armadillo
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Views: 3695
Comments: 91
I've drunk alcohol before, but not in a long long time. I'm just not a drinker. So I got a 6 pack of Bud. Not that light junk either, the real stuff.
But this weekend I got a room at the local nudist club where I will be staying for three days. I decided, since I wont be driving anywhere, I might as well get plastered. Maybe it would help me loosen up and improve my social skills. And if I do something crazy, like walk around naked, it's a nudist resort... no one will care.
This afternoon after diner I popped open a can and drank. This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck.
And dont tell me "of course it sucks, it's BUD. Drink brand XYZ!"
No, no, no. This stuff sucks in ways that transcend brands. And the burps taste just as bad. Maybe if I drank more I would get used to it... I dont want to get used to it. Yuck.
I managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left.
Yuck.
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#41. To: Armadillo (#0)
The first time I ever drank a beer, at about 16 or so, I thought the same thing, this sucks! Matter of fact, every time I ever drank a beer I thought, this stuff sucks! Which is why my last beer I ever drank was when I was 18. Now wine, some of that is good once in while, but I have only drank wine one time about 6 years ago.
God is always good!
This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck.
#42. To: Armadillo (#7)
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#43. To: Eric Stratton (#27)
wish I had one of those...I mean...oh never mind.
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I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
#44. To: Critter (#42)
Where's my She Brew? : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#45. To: Original_Intent, Eric Stratton (#35)
A good seafood enchilada. Yummm. I love Mexican food and living in CA there is plenty available.
I love a good dark beer with authentic Fish and Chips. It's just so, so, so British. ;-)
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
#46. To: farmfriend, Original_Intent, Armadillo, abraxas (#11)
Anyone ever try Red Stripe?
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#47. To: abraxas (#44)
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#48. To: Critter (#46)
nope
Anyone ever try Red Stripe?
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
#49. To: farmfriend (#48)
It kicks ass. :)
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#50. To: Critter (#49)
'Nuff said.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
#51. To: Armadillo (#33)
Fuck a knot-hole in a tree? God bless......... :p
What will a drunk Armadillo do?
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#52. To: X-15 (#51)
LOL shame on you.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
#53. To: farmfriend, Armadillo (#52)
Look here, I just gave him THREE free beers:
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#54. To: X-15 (#53)
LOL
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
#55. To: Original_Intent (#35)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#56. To: abraxas (#38)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#57. To: Critter (#46)
Yes, it's quite tastey. : )
Anyone ever try Red Stripe?
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#58. To: Eric Stratton (#56)
lol.....I was counting ounces, thinking this could go really wrong really fast. : )
Yeah, it's not an elixir for one. LOL
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#59. To: Critter (#47)
lol.......the phlegm......enough with the phlegm.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#60. To: Original_Intent (#39)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#61. To: farmfriend (#43)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#62. To: farmfriend (#43)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#63. To: Eric Stratton (#55)
Just think of it as a health food. Beer is loaded with B Vitamins and a small amount of alcohol helps keep the arteries clean. Of course a little good red wine is helpful too as it is loaded with anti-oxidants. I don't know about the Single Malt though - I'll have to research that one more. ;-)
It's not so much the not getting bombed, which agreed, isn't on the agenda anymore, LOL, but the calories. It's tough enough staying fit and in shape as I/we age, I really am watching the calories and quality of food I eat. I've all but eliminated anything processed from my diet.
#64. To: Critter, farmfriend, Original_Intent, Armadillo, abraxas (#46)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#65. To: Eric Stratton, farmfriend (#62)
I never knew what all the laughter was about until later in life. My Explorer Post Adviser was into Beaver. Unfortunately she was already married and her husband and his very Catholic wife did not approve. Got rather messy as I recall.
I once knew a lady who was the XO for a scout troop and she happened to win Scouting's Silver Beaver Award.
#66. To: abraxas (#58)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#67. To: Original_Intent (#63)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#68. To: Original_Intent (#63)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#69. To: All (#0)
What have you people done! You've turned my Beer Sucks topic into a Beer Festival. That said, what is your opinion of Mikes Hard Lemonade?
I'm laying here nude at the pool, reading on the iPod in disgust at how my beautiful topic has been perverted. Shame on you all. LOL.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#70. To: Eric Stratton (#67)
Yup. I love a good red with food. I'm just not partial to getting lit up anymore. I do keep a few bottles around for special occasions. Beaujolais is probably my favorite - fruity and not so dry you feel like you need a water chaser. The only place I like a dry red is in a sauce. I was able to pick up a couple bottles of a really nice Rose from Provence - that was the nectar of the Gods. Oh, I was joking - I can think of no redeeming value other that it tastes good and is Scottish. "IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH IT'S CRAP!"
B-Vitamins in beer, ... really?
While knowledgeable about wine, largely from my days as a waiter and nicer restaurants, I do not really enjoy wine that much although I can appreciate good wines and will drink them at weddings and the like. I do drink purple grape juice though and it's my understanding that it has the same health properties.
What do you mean about the Single Malt?
#71. To: Armadillo (#69)
Soda Pop with an alcohol content.
That said, what is your opinion of Mikes Hard Lemonade?
#72. To: Eric Stratton (#68)
Can I plead the Fifth on that? Oh, on the Charlie Burch - a good substitute for A&W, since you can't get REAL A&W anymore, is Boylan Bottleworks Root Beer. It tastes the way Root Beer used to taste - good - and it uses real cane sugar and real natural ingredients.
PS I don't think that beer is unhealthy, but the alcohol is empty calories, eh.
#73. To: Original_Intent, Eric Stratton, Armadillo, abraxas (#70)
I like the dark beer with food. Both beer and wine give me migraines. for this reason I stick to the hard stuff. Bummer. I don't get lit any more either, for the most part. There are days...
I love a good red with food. I'm just not partial to getting lit up anymore.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
#74. To: Original_Intent, farmfriend (#71)
That might be a good thing.Soda Pop with an alcohol content.
I'm not looking to be a connoisseur of fine adult beverages here. I'm looking for something to get me wasted, loosen me up, take my mind off things, that dosnt taste like ethanol.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#75. To: Armadillo (#74)
This stuff works really well, and tastes good, too...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister Great for doing shots, cheers!
I'm not looking to be a connoisseur of fine adult beverages here. I'm looking for something to get me wasted, loosen me up, take my mind off things, that dosnt taste like ethanol.
#76. To: Armadillo (#74)
try the new berry vodkas.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
#77. To: Armadillo (#74)
Akvavit then. Frozen in a block of ice, traditionally, and then you take straight shots and just dump them down the hatch in one gulp. You don't taste much - it just kind of explodes in your stomach.
I'm not looking to be a connoisseur of fine adult beverages here. I'm looking for something to get me wasted, loosen me up, take my mind off things, that dosnt taste like ethanol.
#78. To: farmfriend (#73)
That's part of the reason for my two drink limit. Two I find pleasurable and three gives me at least a little hangover. In my younger days you could always tell when I was serious about getting lit up. I would have my traditional starting gate drink - a double Chivas on the rocks.
I like the dark beer with food. Both beer and wine give me migraines. for this reason I stick to the hard stuff. Bummer. I don't get lit any more either, for the most part. There are days...
#79. To: Original_Intent (#78)
Cheap date; a good trait in these trying times.
my two drink limit.
#80. To: Original_Intent (#78)
4 is doable without getting seriously drunk or having a hangover.
Two I find pleasurable and three gives me at least a little hangover.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
#81. To: CadetD (#79)
LOL
Cheap date; a good trait in these trying times.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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