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Title: BEER. This sh*t sucks!
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Published: May 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-05-28 23:04:40 by Armadillo
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I've drunk alcohol before, but not in a long long time. I'm just not a drinker. So I got a 6 pack of Bud. Not that light junk either, the real stuff.
But this weekend I got a room at the local nudist club where I will be staying for three days. I decided, since I wont be driving anywhere, I might as well get plastered. Maybe it would help me loosen up and improve my social skills. And if I do something crazy, like walk around naked, it's a nudist resort... no one will care.
This afternoon after diner I popped open a can and drank. This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck.
And dont tell me "of course it sucks, it's BUD. Drink brand XYZ!"
No, no, no. This stuff sucks in ways that transcend brands. And the burps taste just as bad. Maybe if I drank more I would get used to it... I dont want to get used to it. Yuck.
I managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left.
Yuck.
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#1. To: Armadillo (#0)
Uuuuuhhhhgggg~Bud? You should have sprang for New Castle. A nice nutty brown ale that will loosen up your social skills for certain and it tastes great too. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
I haven't drank ONE Bud/Bud Light since 1986. Give that shit away, there's a reason it's called "Buttwiper".....
__________________________________________________________ I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
They get better with each beer. the more you drink the better they taste.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
I did mega-yard-work today, so I'm sipping Dark 'n Stormy's.
__________________________________________________________ More likely the taste buds become desensitized to the disgusting taste. YUCK. No, the disgustingness transcends brand. It's the alcohol. Gross.
No, the disgustingness transcends brand. It's the alcohol. Gross. With a good beer the flavor transcends the alcohol. Of course I'm partial to Guinness but there are a lot of good lighter beers and ales. Bud is bilge water - mass produced schlock - not quite the dregs of the brewer's art, but close. Anchor Steam is a good Lager - although I am partial to Grolsch which is brewed in the Netherlands. Chimay Ale, available at Trader Joe's, is simply stunning. It's brewed by Trappist Monks to support their Monastery. So, you are donating to a worthy cause as well.
Meant to include you as an addee since I quoted you.
Drink more beer.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is still missing its idiot.
I prefer negra modello or even dos equis
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
get some spicy V8 and have bloody beers.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
That sounds gross. Actually, it's the best solution for low grade beer. I've had to doctor it up a time or two. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
When I first started tending bar, the place where I would was also a resturaunt that had great home made bloody mary mix. We sold a lot of bloody beers. it is really good.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
All in all, I'll agree with the 'dillo on this one. I just don't do beer. It's a pisser.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is still missing its idiot.
I buy what my local Grocery Outlet has that I like. If they don't have something I like I don't buy beer. Simple solution. While I enjoy a good beer from time to time it is one of those things I don't miss if I don't have any for a while. Although they usually have something acceptable - including a few Organic Beers.
When I first started tending bar, the place where I would was also a resturaunt that had great home made bloody mary mix. We sold a lot of bloody beers. it is really good. Each to their own. I'm a purist - I don't smoke flavored cigars, drink flavored coffee, or adulterate beer with anything. Ditto Single Malt. Now if you want something nice that sounds strange till you try it, try a Charlie Burch. Vodka and Root Beer - preferably A&W.
remember we are talking bud here. Let's keep this in perspective.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
No but I would love to try it.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
I brought some cranberry juice with me. So I mixed about half-and-half. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
I find that not having had one in a while makes me enjoy the next one that much more. I'm somewhat of a connoisseur, at least for non-heavy-hop beers. Mine usually comes as an accompaniment to food, for dark beers, occasionally just sipping, and I like a nice lager at the end of a hot summer day. Two is generally my limit as well. I find that I simply don't enjoy getting bombed the way I did as a kid. I got out of the habit and have no desire to get it back. I love a good dark beer with authentic Fish and Chips. It's just so, so, so British. ;-)
Oh, awwright. But I don't drink Spanada or Annie Green Springs any more either. ;-)
Cranberry juice and Bud? : ( Poor Dillo!!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Wow....you need a fully stocked bar to mix that one. : ) Best I could do is round up some homemade brandy and some cooking wine around here. Oh dear, this cocktail is more than three cups of drink.....one would put AB under the table.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Cranberry juice and Bud? : ( Poor Dillo!! Well, his urinary tract should get a good flushing.
Well, his urinary tract should get a good flushing. It wasnt too bad. Not good, but not too bad. What does a drunk armadillo do? So far, forget where my water bottle and room key went, and I went for a walk without clothes. The first time I ever drank a beer, at about 16 or so, I thought the same thing, this sucks! Matter of fact, every time I ever drank a beer I thought, this stuff sucks! Which is why my last beer I ever drank was when I was 18. Now wine, some of that is good once in while, but I have only drank wine one time about 6 years ago.
God is always good!
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#2. To: Armadillo (#0)
Now I have a 5 pack of beer left.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#3. To: Armadillo (#0)
#4. To: Armadillo (#0)
I managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left. Yuck.
#5. To: Armadillo (#0)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#6. To: farmfriend (#4)
They get better with each beer. the more you drink the better they taste.
I'll try some more tomorrow... If I post something weirder than usual, I might be wasted.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#7. To: abraxas (#1)
Uuuuuhhhhgggg~Bud? You should have sprang for New Castle.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#8. To: Armadillo (#7)
Uuuuuhhhhgggg~Bud? You should have sprang for New Castle.
#9. To: abraxas (#8)
#10. To: Original_Intent, 4 (#8)
#11. To: Original_Intent, Armadillo, abraxas (#8)
Of course I'm partial to Guinness
#12. To: Armadillo (#6)
More likely the taste buds become desensitized to the disgusting taste. YUCK. I'll try some more tomorrow... If I post something weirder than usual, I might be wasted.
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#18. To: Lod, All (#10)
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#20. To: Lod (#10)
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#21. To: Eric Stratton, farmfriend (#19)
get some spicy V8 and have bloody beers.
#22. To: abraxas, Eric Stratton, (#21)
Actually, it's the best solution for low grade beer. I've had to doctor it up a time or two. :
#23. To: farmfriend, 4 (#22)
#24. To: Eric Stratton (#17)
#25. To: farmfriend, abraxas, Eric Stratton (#22)
Actually, it's the best solution for low grade beer. I've had to doctor it up a time or two. :
#26. To: Original_Intent, abraxas, Eric Stratton (#25)
Each to their own. I'm a purist - I don't smoke flavored cigars, drink flavored coffee, or adulterate beer with anything. Ditto Single Malt.
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#28. To: farmfriend (#22)
#29. To: Original_Intent (#24)
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#32. To: Eric Stratton (#28)
Ever heard of that?
#33. To: farmfriend (#12)
get some spicy V8 and have bloody beers.
It's drinkable, I'm drinking it right now.
Stay tuned. Tonights my last night staying here. What will a drunk Armadillo do?
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#34. To: farmfriend (#32)
#35. To: Eric Stratton (#29)
Yeah, ditto here. These days I probably have 0-8 beers per month depending upon the time of year, rarely more than two at once.
#36. To: farmfriend (#26)
remember we are talking bud here. Let's keep this in perspective.
#37. To: Armadillo (#33)
I brought some cranberry juice with me. So I mixed about half-and-half.
#38. To: Eric Stratton (#27)
#39. To: abraxas, Armadillo (#37)
I brought some cranberry juice with me. So I mixed about half-and-half.
#40. To: Original_Intent, abraxas, farmfriend (#39)
Cranberry juice and Bud? : ( Poor Dillo!!
Unfortunately most people have gone to sleep here (11:30) so socialization opportunities are gone.
Being at a nudist resort, a late night nude walk looses much of it's impact.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#41. To: Armadillo (#0)
This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck.
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