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Title: BEER. This sh*t sucks!
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Published: May 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-05-28 23:04:40 by Armadillo
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Views: 3745
Comments: 91
I've drunk alcohol before, but not in a long long time. I'm just not a drinker. So I got a 6 pack of Bud. Not that light junk either, the real stuff.
But this weekend I got a room at the local nudist club where I will be staying for three days. I decided, since I wont be driving anywhere, I might as well get plastered. Maybe it would help me loosen up and improve my social skills. And if I do something crazy, like walk around naked, it's a nudist resort... no one will care.
This afternoon after diner I popped open a can and drank. This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck.
And dont tell me "of course it sucks, it's BUD. Drink brand XYZ!"
No, no, no. This stuff sucks in ways that transcend brands. And the burps taste just as bad. Maybe if I drank more I would get used to it... I dont want to get used to it. Yuck.
I managed to gag down enough to get a slight buzz. Now I have a 5 pack of beer left.
Yuck.
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#51. To: Armadillo (#33)
Fuck a knot-hole in a tree? God bless......... :p
__________________________________________________________ LOL shame on you.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Yes, it's quite tastey. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
lol.....I was counting ounces, thinking this could go really wrong really fast. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
lol.......the phlegm......enough with the phlegm.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Just think of it as a health food. Beer is loaded with B Vitamins and a small amount of alcohol helps keep the arteries clean. Of course a little good red wine is helpful too as it is loaded with anti-oxidants. I don't know about the Single Malt though - I'll have to research that one more. ;-)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
I never knew what all the laughter was about until later in life. My Explorer Post Adviser was into Beaver. Unfortunately she was already married and her husband and his very Catholic wife did not approve. Got rather messy as I recall.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
What have you people done! You've turned my Beer Sucks topic into a Beer Festival. That said, what is your opinion of Mikes Hard Lemonade?
Yup. I love a good red with food. I'm just not partial to getting lit up anymore. I do keep a few bottles around for special occasions. Beaujolais is probably my favorite - fruity and not so dry you feel like you need a water chaser. The only place I like a dry red is in a sauce. I was able to pick up a couple bottles of a really nice Rose from Provence - that was the nectar of the Gods. Oh, I was joking - I can think of no redeeming value other that it tastes good and is Scottish. "IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH IT'S CRAP!"
Soda Pop with an alcohol content.
Can I plead the Fifth on that? Oh, on the Charlie Burch - a good substitute for A&W, since you can't get REAL A&W anymore, is Boylan Bottleworks Root Beer. It tastes the way Root Beer used to taste - good - and it uses real cane sugar and real natural ingredients.
I like the dark beer with food. Both beer and wine give me migraines. for this reason I stick to the hard stuff. Bummer. I don't get lit any more either, for the most part. There are days...
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
That might be a good thing. This stuff works really well, and tastes good, too...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister Great for doing shots, cheers!
try the new berry vodkas.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
Akvavit then. Frozen in a block of ice, traditionally, and then you take straight shots and just dump them down the hatch in one gulp. You don't taste much - it just kind of explodes in your stomach.
That's part of the reason for my two drink limit. Two I find pleasurable and three gives me at least a little hangover. In my younger days you could always tell when I was serious about getting lit up. I would have my traditional starting gate drink - a double Chivas on the rocks.
Cheap date; a good trait in these trying times.
4 is doable without getting seriously drunk or having a hangover.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
LOL
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
I don't know if you have "Big Lots" stores in your area, but that is where I get it here on the left coast. It's actually made in Joisy. I have seen it on line but it is almost double what I pay at Big Lots and then you have to pay shipping. Their Cream Soda is pretty good too. I don't drink Cream Soda real often but sometimes in the summer and the bottle is really really cold ... I haven't tried their Birch Beer but am told that it is excellent as well.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Cheap date; a good trait in these trying times. Of course if I can make it on to the NY Times Best Seller List ...
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Cripes. What sort of restaurant offers root beer and orange soda? A family-type place, I guess. Do you offer berkeywater.com for those not wanting to poison themselves?
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is still missing its idiot.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Yes - 75¢ a bottle is a pretty good price any more - particularly for a real cane sugar sweetened soda. Jones Soda is usually a buck and a half for a 12 ounce bottle - and that is about standard for most of the real honest to heaven cane sugar sweetened sodas. Unfortunately Sodium Benzoate seems to have become the standard preservative for pop. I have not tried the orange personally - I'm not much of an orange soda drinker. As for carrying it in your restaurant - from what I read on a website Boylans started out as kegs only - and stayed that way for a long time. The availability bottled is relatively recent. So, I'm sure they are restaurant friendly. Served icy cold in frozen mugs would bring back the TASTE of yesteryear - when all sodas were made from natural ingredients and sweetened with real cane sugar. My other favorite, and hard to find, is a real Green River.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
I only drink mead, out of the skulls of my enemies. It's why I no longer have any enemies.
“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” - J.R.R. Tolkien
What will a drunk Armadillo do?
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#52. To: X-15 (#51)
#53. To: farmfriend, Armadillo (#52)
Look here, I just gave him THREE free beers:
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#54. To: X-15 (#53)
#55. To: Original_Intent (#35)
#56. To: abraxas (#38)
#57. To: Critter (#46)
Anyone ever try Red Stripe?
#58. To: Eric Stratton (#56)
Yeah, it's not an elixir for one. LOL
#59. To: Critter (#47)
#60. To: Original_Intent (#39)
#61. To: farmfriend (#43)
#62. To: farmfriend (#43)
#63. To: Eric Stratton (#55)
It's not so much the not getting bombed, which agreed, isn't on the agenda anymore, LOL, but the calories. It's tough enough staying fit and in shape as I/we age, I really am watching the calories and quality of food I eat. I've all but eliminated anything processed from my diet.
#64. To: Critter, farmfriend, Original_Intent, Armadillo, abraxas (#46)
#65. To: Eric Stratton, farmfriend (#62)
I once knew a lady who was the XO for a scout troop and she happened to win Scouting's Silver Beaver Award.
#66. To: abraxas (#58)
#67. To: Original_Intent (#63)
#68. To: Original_Intent (#63)
#69. To: All (#0)
I'm laying here nude at the pool, reading on the iPod in disgust at how my beautiful topic has been perverted. Shame on you all. LOL.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#70. To: Eric Stratton (#67)
B-Vitamins in beer, ... really?
While knowledgeable about wine, largely from my days as a waiter and nicer restaurants, I do not really enjoy wine that much although I can appreciate good wines and will drink them at weddings and the like. I do drink purple grape juice though and it's my understanding that it has the same health properties.
What do you mean about the Single Malt?
#71. To: Armadillo (#69)
That said, what is your opinion of Mikes Hard Lemonade?
#72. To: Eric Stratton (#68)
PS I don't think that beer is unhealthy, but the alcohol is empty calories, eh.
#73. To: Original_Intent, Eric Stratton, Armadillo, abraxas (#70)
I love a good red with food. I'm just not partial to getting lit up anymore.
#74. To: Original_Intent, farmfriend (#71)
Soda Pop with an alcohol content.
I'm not looking to be a connoisseur of fine adult beverages here. I'm looking for something to get me wasted, loosen me up, take my mind off things, that dosnt taste like ethanol.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#75. To: Armadillo (#74)
I'm not looking to be a connoisseur of fine adult beverages here. I'm looking for something to get me wasted, loosen me up, take my mind off things, that dosnt taste like ethanol.
#76. To: Armadillo (#74)
#77. To: Armadillo (#74)
I'm not looking to be a connoisseur of fine adult beverages here. I'm looking for something to get me wasted, loosen me up, take my mind off things, that dosnt taste like ethanol.
#78. To: farmfriend (#73)
I like the dark beer with food. Both beer and wine give me migraines. for this reason I stick to the hard stuff. Bummer. I don't get lit any more either, for the most part. There are days...
#79. To: Original_Intent (#78)
my two drink limit.
#80. To: Original_Intent (#78)
Two I find pleasurable and three gives me at least a little hangover.
#81. To: CadetD (#79)
Cheap date; a good trait in these trying times.
#82. To: Original_Intent (#72)
#83. To: Eric Stratton (#82)
I'll have to keep an eye out for it. Tough to find good real-sugar root beers.
#84. To: Original_Intent (#83)
#85. To: CadetD (#79)
my two drink limit.
#86. To: Original_Intent (#83)
#87. To: Eric Stratton (#86)
#88. To: Lod (#87)
#89. To: Eric Stratton (#86)
#90. To: Original_Intent (#89)
#91. To: Armadillo (#0)
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