Two queers decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby is born, they hurry to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the only happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" one queer says to the other. "All these unhappy babies, and our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, just wait 'til I pull the pacifier out of his ass.