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Title: Need Help Understanding Women?
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Published: May 31, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-05-31 11:55:37 by James Deffenbach
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I finally got the manual that will help men understand women better. Let me know if you need a copy! Poster Comment: My sister sent me this in email and I wrote her back and told her that I doubted that was a complete "owner's manual," more like a condensed version.
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
cute ;)
Yeah, I got a chuckle out of it. And my sister told me that she and one of her co- workers had the same thought I did, that it probably wasn't complete.
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" And they say blondes are dumb... Q: Why do little boys whine?
I have heard that you can use those for handicap placards.
#31. To: James Deffenbach (#18)
LOL my dad graduated from Oklahoma State University so I'm sure he would agree!
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#2. To: christine (#1)
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#2)
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
#18. To: farmfriend (#4)
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
Replies to Comment # 18. I have heard that you can use those for handicap placards.
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