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Title: Need Help Understanding Women?
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Published: May 31, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-05-31 11:55:37 by James Deffenbach
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I finally got the manual that will help men understand women better. Let me know if you need a copy! Poster Comment: My sister sent me this in email and I wrote her back and told her that I doubted that was a complete "owner's manual," more like a condensed version.
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#6. To: James Deffenbach, christine, abraxas (#2)
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending On where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example- If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged And masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, She tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth... And a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
This is where it all started: It has been down hill since then.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
NICE BOOTY !!
Women want what they can't have, they are like children for the most part.
I have heard that you can use those for handicap placards.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
That's a keeper.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
That is a scary picture.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
Oh, as I said earlier I think that is the Reader's Digest condensed version of the owner's manual, not the complete book.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
I think that's true of people in general, not just women.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
SATAN made the choice to compromise 'mankind' by getting to the "weaker" sex, then she got to ADAM.
A Real Man would enter the mall at Sears (more direct route), which also goes past the tool department. This is more efficient, as he can shop for tools while on his way to the Gap. If there is a new tool he needs (all-in-one ratchet, screw driver, hammer, 40' tape, acetylene torch for only $19.99) he can grab it, pay for it, and continue to the Gap. Of course, Real Men dont shop at the Gap anyway. Jeans can be bought at Sears.
Good reason to turn gay.
yep, no shit, that is why I always go thru the tool entry, it is starting to make sense.
I think the prevalence amongst women is greater than men, point well taken though, 'they' sure are out there ;)
Yeah, point taken.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
Oh, HELL no!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
LOL my dad graduated from Oklahoma State University so I'm sure he would agree!
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
LOL! Yeah, the more detailed version wouldn't fit on the average elephant.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
No offense to your dad.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
My wife says to tell all you guys that you don't need that big owner's manual. Just say YES and everything will be all right.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
No offense. Two different universities. The one you sited was OU, boomer sooners, boomer sooners. Dad went to OSU.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
There are others. "I just want to meet a nice guy...": "...that is 6' 2" tall, with the chiseled body of an Olympic gymnast, and the face of a young Mel Gibson, be at least a half billionaire, with houses on 3 or 4 continents, waterfront, of course, with matching yachts. He should never have to work, he should spend ungodly sums of money on me, and hire me dozens of staff to fulfill my every demand. He should give me a 2000 square foot closet at each mansion, and fill it every month with the latest fashions. Of course he should also give me my own 10 car garage with all of the finest European luxury and sports cars available, new, every year. Oh yes, and he should never expect anything from me in return."
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#8. To: All (#7)
#9. To: All (#8)
#10. To: All (#9)
#11. To: All (#10)
#12. To: farmfriend, ames Deffenbach (#11)
#13. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#14. To: farmfriend (#8)
#15. To: Itistoolate (#12)
#16. To: Itistoolate (#12)
#17. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#18. To: farmfriend (#4)
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
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#19. To: farmfriend (#8)
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#20. To: Itistoolate (#12)
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#21. To: Eric Stratton (#13)
Which version of women is that, I think we're up to version 112.28.
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#22. To: Lysander_Spooner (#17)
Women want what they can't have, they are like children for the most part.
OsamaBinGoldstein
#23. To: James Deffenbach (#20)
#24. To: farmfriend (#9)
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#25. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
I doubted that was a complete "owner's manual," more like a condensed version.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#26. To: Armadillo (#24)
#27. To: James Deffenbach (#22)
I think that's true of people in general, not just women.
#28. To: Itistoolate (#23)
SATAN made the choice to compromise 'mankind' by getting to the "weaker" sex, then she got to ADAM.
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#29. To: Armadillo (#25)
Good reason to turn gay.
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#30. To: James Deffenbach (#21)
#31. To: James Deffenbach (#18)
I have heard that you can use those for handicap placards.
#32. To: Eric Stratton (#30)
The Quick Set-up Guide.
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#33. To: farmfriend (#31)
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#34. To: All (#0)
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#35. To: James Deffenbach (#33)
No offense to your dad.
#36. To: farmfriend (#3)
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#37. To: Critter, farmfriend (#36)
Women like drama, and "nice guys" dont provide that."I just want to meet a nice guy...":
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#38. To: Critter (#36)
"...that is 6' 2" tall, with the chiseled body of an Olympic gymnast, and the face of a young Mel Gibson, be at least a half billionaire, with houses on 3 or 4 continents, waterfront, of course, with matching yachts. He should never have to work, he should spend ungodly sums of money on me, and hire me dozens of staff to fulfill my every demand. He should give me a 2000 square foot closet at each mansion, and fill it every month with the latest fashions. Of course he should also give me my own 10 car garage with all of the finest European luxury and sports cars available, new, every year. Oh yes, and he should never expect anything from me in return." LOL!
"I just want to meet a nice guy...":
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
#39. To: Armadillo, Critter, (#37)
I've had several guys tell me I think like a man. The thing that turns me on most is humor. Make me laugh baby make me laugh!
Women like drama, and "nice guys" dont provide that.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
#40. To: farmfriend (#39)
I always hear women say they are turned on by anything and everything expect the one thing they are really turned on by, a good looking man. Men and women aren't really that different when it comes to attraction, women just don't seem to like to admit looks matter in attraction like men do.
God is always good!
#41. To: farmfriend (#4)
God was walking through the Garden of Eden and came upon Eve. She was crying. God asked, "My dear, whatever is wrong?" Eve replied, "It's these three breasts you gave me. The outside breasts get caught on the vines and the thorns and it's very painful. God said, "I can fix that." So he removed the middle breast and threw it in the bushes. Eve was very happy. The next day God came upon Eve in the Garden again and she was crying. God asked, "My dear, whatever is wrong?" Eve replied, " All the animals in the Garden are in pairs, but I am on my own. I am very lonely. God said, "I can fix that, I'll make a mate for you." God started looking through the bushes, and said, "Now, what did I do with that useless tit?"
One for the ladies
It is vital to understand that there is no truth without discernment and no wisdom without the truth. What then is “faith” but an effort to confound truth and wisdom?
#42. To: farmfriend (#35)
Oh yeah, I misread your post. Now I can see why your dad would think that.
No offense. Two different universities. The one you sited was OU, boomer sooners, boomer sooners. Dad went to OSU.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
#43. To: RickyJ (#40)
I have to be sexually attracted to them but not all men I have been sexually attracted to were "good looking" and there are many good looking men I find disgusting.
Men and women aren't really that different when it comes to attraction, women just don't seem to like to admit looks matter in attraction like men do.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
#44. To: angK (#41)
"Now, what did I do with that useless tit?"
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
#45. To: farmfriend (#44)
HAH! hahahaha, LOL Good one! Thanks!
It is vital to understand that there is no truth without discernment and no wisdom without the truth. What then is “faith” but an effort to confound truth and wisdom?
#46. To: farmfriend (#43)
Gentleman, it might be time to update your online dating profile pictures. Women find smiling men less attractive than those with brooding expressions, according to a new Canadian study. In addition to confirming male fears about women falling for "bad boy" types, the Canadian research suggests that men find women more attractive when they smile, and less so when they appear proud and confident. The study, published online Tuesday in the journal Emotion, involved 1,084 heterosexual men and women, and gauged their initial, gut reactions to photographs of members of the opposite sex. "Generally, the results appear to reflect some very traditional gender norms and cultural values that have emerged, developed and been reinforced through history, at least in Western cultures," said Jessica Tracy, a sociologist at Vancouver's University of British Columbia. Tracy co-authored the study with psychology graduate student Alex Beall. http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2011/05/smiling-men-study-do-women-prefer-bad-boys.html Physical beauty is skin deep. An evil and selfish soul is ugly and revolting to the bone. Women have to be wise and critical thinkers to survive in a world of generally stronger and contentuous men. What good is a pretty and smiley husband if he runs to take care of himself and leaves her to fend for herself in times of adversity? Gabriel Giffords has a rather homely hubby who is passionately with her through thick and thin, and Maria Shriver had a rather vain and handsome hubby who has ripped her heart up with his self-centered and greedy behavior that had no consideration for her. I'm glad when women are good judges of people and go for what's inside more than what they see on the outside of men. It not only bodes well for their survival, but ultimately it bodes well for the survival of the world of men too.
Smiling men study: Do women prefer bad boys?
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