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Title: Need Help Understanding Women?
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Published: May 31, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-05-31 11:55:37 by James Deffenbach
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I finally got the manual that will help men understand women better. Let me know if you need a copy! Poster Comment: My sister sent me this in email and I wrote her back and told her that I doubted that was a complete "owner's manual," more like a condensed version.
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#3. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
The Secrets of Women's Language - A must-read for any man Keywords and their meanings: "Fine": This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Five minutes": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. "Loud Sigh" : This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". "Soft Sighs": Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. "Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. "Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". "Thanks": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome. "Thanks a lot": This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing". I hope this clears up any misunderstandings...
There are others. "I just want to meet a nice guy...": "...that is 6' 2" tall, with the chiseled body of an Olympic gymnast, and the face of a young Mel Gibson, be at least a half billionaire, with houses on 3 or 4 continents, waterfront, of course, with matching yachts. He should never have to work, he should spend ungodly sums of money on me, and hire me dozens of staff to fulfill my every demand. He should give me a 2000 square foot closet at each mansion, and fill it every month with the latest fashions. Of course he should also give me my own 10 car garage with all of the finest European luxury and sports cars available, new, every year. Oh yes, and he should never expect anything from me in return."
Women like drama, and "nice guys" dont provide that.
I've had several guys tell me I think like a man. The thing that turns me on most is humor. Make me laugh baby make me laugh!
I always hear women say they are turned on by anything and everything expect the one thing they are really turned on by, a good looking man. Men and women aren't really that different when it comes to attraction, women just don't seem to like to admit looks matter in attraction like men do.
I have to be sexually attracted to them but not all men I have been sexually attracted to were "good looking" and there are many good looking men I find disgusting.
Gentleman, it might be time to update your online dating profile pictures. Women find smiling men less attractive than those with brooding expressions, according to a new Canadian study. In addition to confirming male fears about women falling for "bad boy" types, the Canadian research suggests that men find women more attractive when they smile, and less so when they appear proud and confident. The study, published online Tuesday in the journal Emotion, involved 1,084 heterosexual men and women, and gauged their initial, gut reactions to photographs of members of the opposite sex. "Generally, the results appear to reflect some very traditional gender norms and cultural values that have emerged, developed and been reinforced through history, at least in Western cultures," said Jessica Tracy, a sociologist at Vancouver's University of British Columbia. Tracy co-authored the study with psychology graduate student Alex Beall. http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2011/05/smiling-men-study-do-women-prefer-bad-boys.html Physical beauty is skin deep. An evil and selfish soul is ugly and revolting to the bone. Women have to be wise and critical thinkers to survive in a world of generally stronger and contentuous men. What good is a pretty and smiley husband if he runs to take care of himself and leaves her to fend for herself in times of adversity? Gabriel Giffords has a rather homely hubby who is passionately with her through thick and thin, and Maria Shriver had a rather vain and handsome hubby who has ripped her heart up with his self-centered and greedy behavior that had no consideration for her. I'm glad when women are good judges of people and go for what's inside more than what they see on the outside of men. It not only bodes well for their survival, but ultimately it bodes well for the survival of the world of men too.
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#36. To: farmfriend (#3)
#37. To: Critter, farmfriend (#36)
"I just want to meet a nice guy...":
#39. To: Armadillo, Critter, (#37)
Women like drama, and "nice guys" dont provide that.
#40. To: farmfriend (#39)
#43. To: RickyJ (#40)
Men and women aren't really that different when it comes to attraction, women just don't seem to like to admit looks matter in attraction like men do.
#46. To: farmfriend (#43)
Smiling men study: Do women prefer bad boys?
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