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Title: Revolt against the Fun Police!
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NY Daily News
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat ... mmunity_pool_full_of_kids.html
Published: Jun 3, 2011
Author: Philip Caulfield
Post Date: 2011-06-03 17:42:46 by Armadillo
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A deranged naked jogger streaked through a quiet Kansas suburb before hopping into a community pool full of children, cops said. Poster Comment: Nice to know we can count on the Police to protect us from victimless crimes, while some old lady is probably getting ass-raped on the other side of town. Why are people so frightened by a naked man? He has a penis, not a gun. Piss off the Fun Police! Do something fun and harmless today!
The man was spotted around noon Wednesday running in the buff next to a two-lane road in Overland Park, Kan., near Kansas City.
Resident Amy Shapiro told KSHB television that stunned drivers stopped their cars as the man sprinted by. She caught part of his naked jaunt on her cell phone camera.
"I was just like, 'Oh my God, this guy's naked,'" she told the station.
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After ducking behind some trees, the man hopped a fence and dove into a pool filled with dozens of neighborhood kids.
"Everybody scattered," Shapiro said. "They all jumped out of the pool. They were just shocked. He was just standing there like it was no big deal."
He enjoyed a solo skinny dip for several minutes until cops arrived and coaxed him out of the water.
Officers escorted him away in cuffs - and a towel. He was taken to Kansas University Medical center for an evaluation and won't face any charges, police said.
Well at least they wont charge him with anything.
In the confines of the nudist resort I have jogged naked and swam with kids in the resorts pool. It's perfectly acceptable, wholesome, and legal. But outside of a nudist club, the same activity becomes deranged?
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#1. To: Armadillo (#0)
Right. And get your 'dillo dickette blown off. Great plan.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is still missing its idiot.
And get your 'dillo dickette blown off. Great plan. When the "NWO jack booted thugs" come, I'm sure you'll give up. blame feminism and the "moral" majority.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
Yes. Society has ingrained Gymnophobia as a result.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
Piss off the Fun Police! Do something fun and harmless today!
#2. To: Lod (#1)
Right.
See you at the re-education center, komrade.
lol.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#3. To: Armadillo (#0)
He has a penis, not a gun.
#4. To: farmfriend (#3)
blame feminism and the "moral" majority.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#5. To: Armadillo (#4)
Yes. Society has ingrained Gymnophobia as a result.
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