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Title: Weekend Whorehouse Music
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Published: Jun 3, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-06-03 19:35:09 by Lod
Keywords: Have, some, fun,, y
Views: 1001
Comments: 79


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This clip has the real ending...enjoy.

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#40. To: All (#39)


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Critter  posted on  2011-06-03   23:45:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Critter (#39)

Great! thanks.

Zappa was genius, and we do know what kind of girls you are...

Thanks for being there for us.

When we need you most.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is still missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-06-03   23:48:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Critter, Lod, Jethro Tull, X-15, Armadillo (#40)


"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith

farmfriend  posted on  2011-06-03   23:58:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Lod (#41)

I thought it appropriate whorehouse music. :)


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Critter  posted on  2011-06-03   23:59:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: Critter, Lod, Jethro Tull, X-15, Armadillo (#42)


"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith

farmfriend  posted on  2011-06-03   23:59:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Critter, Lod, Jethro Tull, X-15, Armadillo (#44)


"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith

farmfriend  posted on  2011-06-04   0:00:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: farmfriend (#42)

I've never had enough roll for ZZ, though they are an Austin staple.

Certainly they belong in any whorehouse endeavor - thanks for bringing'em in.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is still missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-06-04   0:11:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: farmfriend, Critter, Lod, Jethro Tull, Armadillo (#45)

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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-04   0:16:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: farmfriend (#45)

Tush moves to the top of any of my playlists.

Hit it!

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is still missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-06-04   0:16:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: All (#47)

lyrics just because most of you won't believe what you think you're hearing:

Me your momma and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Reddog (Solo)

Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' foo
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Simon (Solo)

You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Everybody Solo

Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

I'm gonna tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-04   0:34:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: farmfriend (#42)

Cheap Sunglasses brings back memories: I saw ZZ Top on New Year's Eve 1980-1981 in Dallas, they rocked.

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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-04   0:41:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: farmfriend (#45)

Embedding is disabled for this one-
Don't Touch My Willie by Kevin Fowler
It's worth the click.

Of course, you're welcome to touch my willie...



Once you go armadillo, you never go back.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-06-04   2:00:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: X-15 (#50)

Cheap Sunglasses brings back memories: I saw ZZ Top on New Year's Eve 1980-1981 in Dallas, they rocked.

Playboy channel used to do an x rated music video to that song.


"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith

farmfriend  posted on  2011-06-04   2:25:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: Armadillo, Critter, Lod, Jethro Tull, X-15, (#51)

Of course, you're welcome to touch my willie...


"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith

farmfriend  posted on  2011-06-04   2:27:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: farmfriend, all (#53)



Once you go armadillo, you never go back.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-06-04   3:07:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: Lod, all (#54)

This is a fine collection of music, whorehouse comments and general debauchery. I suggest we keep the thread, bring it back on weekends and continue to add to it.

"Now more than ever, we need access to the crucial authorities in the Patriot Act"

- Attorney General Eric Holder

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-06-04   8:32:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: Lod, christine, abraxas, farmfriend (#0)

Anyone denies Sammy oozing sex appeal in this vid is prolly a retard!:)

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   0:47:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: farmfriend (#52)

I wore a ski-vest and my boots to the concert: I smuggled in about 10 Michelob beers and the glass bottles were clinking together as I walked in :-o

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   1:10:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: X-15, armadillo (#57)

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   1:15:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Armadillo (#54)

ROFLMAO!!

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   1:15:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: Dakmar, Armadillo (#58)

Shout-out to Col. Kurtz!!!!!

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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   1:20:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: X-15 (#60)

Jesus Christ x-15,, what are you, some sort of retard?

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   1:28:05 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: Dakmar (#61)

LOL!!! I haven't scraped the bottom of the youtube music-barrel, yet....

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   1:31:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: Dakmar (#61)

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   1:37:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: X-15 (#62)

You should ask yourself...will it play in Austin?

In the meantime...

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   1:38:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: X-15 (#63)

LOL, trick question, Lemmy IS God! :)

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   1:39:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: All (#63)

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   1:44:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: X-15, Dakmar, farmfriend (#59)



Once you go armadillo, you never go back.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-06-05   1:45:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: Dakmar, christine (#64)

You should ask yourself...will it play in Austin?

Let's see if we can shock christine.

Christine: PING to #60!!!!!!!

;-)

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   1:47:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: X-15 (#68)

Let's see if we can shock christine.

let's not, eh?

I should have killed myself once the volume knob broke off stuck on high

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   1:59:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: Dakmar (#69) (Edited)

gaaack!! That song can only be appreciated if you're driving around in a Pinto with a Sankyo underdash 8-track and Pioneer 6x9 speakers.

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   2:04:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: Armadillo (#67)

we're not a punk rock band...we're a new wave band!

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   2:05:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: X-15 (#70)

gaaack!! That song can only be appreciated if you're driving around in a Pinto with an underdash 8-track and Pioneer 6x9 speakers.

That's insulting! I learned to love that song in a Mercury Bobcat!

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   2:09:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: Dakmar (#72)

a Mercury Bobcat!

A high school friend had one of those: he had some pimp red pillows with gold fringe in the hatch-area to match the red carpet.

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   2:18:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: Armadillo, farmfriend (#67)

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-05   2:20:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: X-15 (#74)

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2011-06-05   2:33:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: Armadillo, Dakmar (#67)


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2011-06-05   3:06:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: X-15 (#76)

Forgot to ping you to the above video, figured you might get a kick out of it...


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2011-06-05   3:08:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#78. To: FormerLurker (#76)

bump this thread

Wendy O. rocked in her day.

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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-06-10   23:49:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: all (#0)



Once you go armadillo, you never go back.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-06-18   22:23:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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