I was eating lunch with my 10 year old grandson at school when I asked Him, "Did you know that President's Day is tomorrow?"
He nodded.
So I asked "Do you know what that means?"
I was waiting for something "profound", since who knows what they teach Them these days, as most civics subjects have been deemed "old fashioned", "politically incorrect", and "non-inclusive" in most school districts.
He said, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."
I was so proud, I almost snorted out my iced tea!!