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Title: An Embarrassing Turtle Episode
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Published: Jun 12, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-06-12 15:00:05 by Turtle
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The worst thing my mother ever did to me is when I was six. Since she thought the men's room was full of child molesters, kidnappers and killers, she told me into the women's room with her when we were at the theater. Unforunately, one time she took me in and on her way out was a girl in my class at school. Of course she told everyone at school, and had I lacked a conscience I would have killed her. Even today I remember her name. Not that I will ever mention it to anyone.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Kids are the most cruel bastards of all.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is still missing its idiot.
I didn't blame her. I blamed my mother.
“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” - J.R.R. Tolkien
So you remember your mother's name?
Not only that, I remember my classmate's first and last name to this day, and what she looked like.
“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” - J.R.R. Tolkien
Must have indeed been pretty tramatic day then.
Women's restrooms are creepy -- pink, fluffy, lots of mirrors, yech.
“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” - J.R.R. Tolkien
She didn't point at anything and Laugh, did she?
If she was that paranoid she should have raised you in a nudist camp. Visitors are screened and background checked. It's really a safe place for kids to be, safer than the typical public playground or public restroom. No, adults are. Kids don't start wars.
God is always good!
And the women's bathroom was full of sweet angels? She was highly deluded and had something against men.
God is always good!
equally as embarrassing is mistakenly entering the men's restroom rather than the women's...and i wasn't a kid. :O
“Let us read and let us dance—two amusements that will never do any harm to the world.” (Voltaire)
it would be fun to do a thread about embarrassing moments.
“Let us read and let us dance—two amusements that will never do any harm to the world.” (Voltaire)
She just looked shocked at seeing me walk into the women's bathroom.
“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” - J.R.R. Tolkien
#2. To: Lod (#1)
Kids are the most cruel bastards of all.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
I didn't blame her. I blamed my mother.
Even today I remember her name. Not that I will ever mention it to anyone.
#4. To: Pinguinite (#3)
So you remember your mother's name?
#5. To: Turtle (#4)
#6. To: Pinguinite (#5)
Must have indeed been pretty tramatic day then.
#7. To: Turtle (#4)
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"I remember my classmate's first and last name to this day, and what she looked like."
#8. To: Turtle (#0)
Since she thought the men's room was full of child molesters, kidnappers and killers, she told me into the women's room with her when we were at the theater.
Plus you'd grow up seeing boobies every day.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#9. To: Lod (#1)
Kids are the most cruel bastards of all.
#10. To: Turtle (#0)
Since she thought the men's room was full of child molesters, kidnappers and killers
#11. To: Turtle (#0)
#12. To: Turtle (#0)
#13. To: ndcorup (#7)
She didn't point at anything and Laugh, did she?
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