See other All is Vanity Articles
Title: Turtle Catches Two Mice
Source:
[None]
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jun 21, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-06-21 13:16:55 by Turtle
Keywords: None
Views: 1834
Comments: 9
I've never had mice before, but a few days ago two or three decided to come live in the house. I put out those sticky traps, caught two, and they looked so pathetic all glued down and squeaking and trying to pull free I took the outside, pulled them free, held them up and told them, "If you come back, next time I WILL kill you" and set them free. I doubt they understand English, though.
Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: Turtle (#0)
They'll be back with 100,000 relatives. Good work.
You're supposed to stomp them while they're helpless. You'll learn soon enough.
Why didnt the pug catch them? It's a predator, stalking and catching is what it's made for. You are mistaking the pug for an actual dog.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
My son's girl friend has a long hair chihuahua. Cutest thing. Anyway, it lifts its leg so high it gets inverted and pees on itself. When he comes inside I always take an old sock and wipe his chest off just in case before I pick him up.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
Ewwwww. Sounds like a doggie fail to me. ;-)
Good thing God made him so cute.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
I order you to nail your feet to the ceiling.
“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” - J.R.R. Tolkien
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
Might as well have a gold fish instead.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#4. To: Armadillo, Turtle (#3)
Why didnt the pug catch them? It's a predator, stalking and catching is what it's made for.
#5. To: farmfriend, Armadillo, Turtle (#4)
You are mistaking the pug for an actual dog.
#6. To: Original_Intent (#5)
#7. To: farmfriend (#6)
it lifts its leg so high it gets inverted and pees on itself.
#8. To: Original_Intent (#7)
Ewwwww. Sounds like a doggie fail to me. ;-)
#9. To: farmfriend (#4)
You are mistaking the pug for an actual dog.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest