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Title: LESBONICS
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Published: Jun 24, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-06-24 02:28:42 by farmfriend
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LESBONICS

1 What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....

A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....

Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.

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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)

Margaret Cho - Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=183l-qkr2_w

The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie

Horse  posted on  2011-06-24   3:04:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Armadillo  posted on  2011-06-24   19:13:30 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If I had to choose a favorite I guess it would be #6.

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-06-24   19:19:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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