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Title: LESBONICS
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Published: Jun 24, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-06-24 02:28:42 by farmfriend
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LESBONICS

1 What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....

A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....

Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.


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Margaret Cho - Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=183l-qkr2_w

The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie

Horse  posted on  2011-06-24   3:04:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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Once you go armadillo, you never go back.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-06-24   19:13:30 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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If I had to choose a favorite I guess it would be #6.

Remember The White Rose
"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha

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