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Title: LESBONICS
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Published: Jun 24, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-06-24 02:28:42 by farmfriend
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1 What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? . A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .... A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur Traders. 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... A Lickalotapuss. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ... Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... She was found face down in Ricki Lake . 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ..... Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? .... Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? ... Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? 100 people that don't do dick.
Poster Comment: gotta love that last one.
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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=183l-qkr2_w
The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie
If I had to choose a favorite I guess it would be #6.
Margaret Cho - Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay?
#2. To: farmfriend (#0)
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
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