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Title: I Found A Cell Phone
Source: Restroom of a Restaurant
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jun 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-06-28 22:28:24 by Flintlock
Keywords: None
Views: 548
Comments: 21

I found a cell phone today in the bathroom of a restaurant. It's a nice one. One with the little keyboard and all that stuff. personally, I have no use for cell phones.

I was going up to the cashier to turn it in when I noticed it was set up for Spanish! Ha, no way Jose! Finders keepers and all that stuff!

My question to 4um:

What should I do with it now?

Your suggestions are appreciated.

Thanks

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#2. To: Flintlock (#0) (Edited)

Give it back man. If you lost something you would want someone to return it. You can not use that phone unless you get a different SIM card for it. Every phone call you make on it will be recorded and they will just stop the account thinking you stole it. It has no value to you but possibly a lot of value to the one who lost it. Like phone numbers, stored texts, notes, etc... .

RickyJ  posted on  2011-06-28   22:39:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: RickyJ (#2) (Edited)

Give it back man.

Naw, not to the spic interlopers. Plus, it has this real cool pic of Mary holding the baby Heysus, like a screen saver..(no shit!). I'm going to put it under my pillow for luck.

If you lost something you would want someone to return it.

Yeah. Tell Jose I've lost my country and I want it back.

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-28   22:48:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Flintlock, Mr. Unbiblical (#4)

Plus, it has this real cool pic of Mary holding the baby Heysus...

Goddamn lucky bastard. I wish I had me one of them-there Jeebus phones. Odin always liked you best.

Esso  posted on  2011-06-28   23:35:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#15. To: Esso (#13)

I wish I had me one of them-there Jeebus phones

Yeah.....

How much you give me?

Odin always liked you best.

Shucks...

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-29 00:00:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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