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Title: I Found A Cell Phone
Source: Restroom of a Restaurant
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jun 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-06-28 22:28:24 by Flintlock
Keywords: None
Views: 549
Comments: 21

I found a cell phone today in the bathroom of a restaurant. It's a nice one. One with the little keyboard and all that stuff. personally, I have no use for cell phones.

I was going up to the cashier to turn it in when I noticed it was set up for Spanish! Ha, no way Jose! Finders keepers and all that stuff!

My question to 4um:

What should I do with it now?

Your suggestions are appreciated.

Thanks

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#6. To: Flintlock, *The Border* (#0)

Call everybody in that phone and tell them "RUN, LA MIGRA IS COMING FOR YOU!!!"

X-15  posted on  2011-06-28   22:54:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

"RUN, LA MIGRA IS COMING FOR YOU!!!"

LOL, it just rang, I answered (in my best spic accent)

Que quiers mano, la migra viene horitia (what do you want man, immigration is coming now?)

He's been calling back....lol

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-28   23:07:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Have fun, it's manna...err, taco's...from heaven.

X-15  posted on  2011-06-28   23:08:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Have fun,

The little taco eater is pissed. he keeps calling me back. Too F'ing bad.....LOL

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-28   23:20:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I dare you to sing this little song every time he calls:

X-15  posted on  2011-06-28   23:46:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I dare you to sing this little song every time he calls:

I took the battery out out to keep it from ringing

Maybe I should put it back in...LOL

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-29   0:02:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#17. To: Flintlock (#16)

Just hold the phone up to your computer speaker and hit 'Play' and let the hilarity ensue when somebody calls.

X-15  posted on  2011-06-29 00:07:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

If you are not going to give it back, then keep the battery out. It probably has GPS on it and even if doesn't it is not hard for the phone company to find out the area the phone is at. I don't want you getting arrested for stealing a phone you found.

RickyJ  posted on  2011-06-29 00:07:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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