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Title: I Found A Cell Phone
Source: Restroom of a Restaurant
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jun 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-06-28 22:28:24 by Flintlock
Keywords: None
Views: 516
Comments: 21

I found a cell phone today in the bathroom of a restaurant. It's a nice one. One with the little keyboard and all that stuff. personally, I have no use for cell phones.

I was going up to the cashier to turn it in when I noticed it was set up for Spanish! Ha, no way Jose! Finders keepers and all that stuff!

My question to 4um:

What should I do with it now?

Your suggestions are appreciated.

Thanks

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#6. To: Flintlock, *The Border* (#0)

Call everybody in that phone and tell them "RUN, LA MIGRA IS COMING FOR YOU!!!"

X-15  posted on  2011-06-28   22:54:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

"RUN, LA MIGRA IS COMING FOR YOU!!!"

LOL, it just rang, I answered (in my best spic accent)

Que quiers mano, la migra viene horitia (what do you want man, immigration is coming now?)

He's been calling back....lol

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-28   23:07:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Have fun, it's manna...err, taco's...from heaven.

X-15  posted on  2011-06-28   23:08:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Have fun,

The little taco eater is pissed. he keeps calling me back. Too F'ing bad.....LOL

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-28   23:20:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I dare you to sing this little song every time he calls:

X-15  posted on  2011-06-28   23:46:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I dare you to sing this little song every time he calls:

I took the battery out out to keep it from ringing

Maybe I should put it back in...LOL

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-29   0:02:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Just hold the phone up to your computer speaker and hit 'Play' and let the hilarity ensue when somebody calls.

X-15  posted on  2011-06-29   0:07:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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