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Title: I Found A Cell Phone
Source: Restroom of a Restaurant
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jun 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-06-28 22:28:24 by Flintlock
Keywords: None
Views: 480
Comments: 21

I found a cell phone today in the bathroom of a restaurant. It's a nice one. One with the little keyboard and all that stuff. personally, I have no use for cell phones.

I was going up to the cashier to turn it in when I noticed it was set up for Spanish! Ha, no way Jose! Finders keepers and all that stuff!

My question to 4um:

What should I do with it now?

Your suggestions are appreciated.

Thanks

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#3. To: Flintlock (#0)

Find a real cheesy strip club and leave it on the bar.

randge  posted on  2011-06-28   22:39:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Find a real cheesy strip club and leave it on the bar.

A gay bar would be better, but I ain't going in.

Where's Yukon when you need him?

Flintlock  posted on  2011-06-28   22:49:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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