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Title: I Found A Cell Phone
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Restroom of a Restaurant
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Published: Jun 28, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-06-28 22:28:24 by Flintlock
Keywords: None
Views: 380
Comments: 21
I found a cell phone today in the bathroom of a restaurant. It's a nice one. One with the little keyboard and all that stuff. personally, I have no use for cell phones. I was going up to the cashier to turn it in when I noticed it was set up for Spanish! Ha, no way Jose! Finders keepers and all that stuff! My question to 4um: What should I do with it now? Your suggestions are appreciated. Thanks
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#1. To: Flintlock (#0)
set it up for Urdu then turn it in?
Give it back man. If you lost something you would want someone to return it. You can not use that phone unless you get a different SIM card for it. Every phone call you make on it will be recorded and they will just stop the account thinking you stole it. It has no value to you but possibly a lot of value to the one who lost it. Like phone numbers, stored texts, notes, etc... .
God is always good!
Find a real cheesy strip club and leave it on the bar.
It is a violation of Natural Law to use this document in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.
Naw, not to the spic interlopers. Plus, it has this real cool pic of Mary holding the baby Heysus, like a screen saver..(no shit!). I'm going to put it under my pillow for luck. Yeah. Tell Jose I've lost my country and I want it back.
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
A gay bar would be better, but I ain't going in. Where's Yukon when you need him?
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
Call everybody in that phone and tell them "RUN, LA MIGRA IS COMING FOR YOU!!!"
__________________________________________________________ It is obviously lost, not abandoned, property and the owner is identifiable (e.g., he probably had a speed dial number marked Home or Wife), so keeping it is (1) theft and (2) unbiblical.
LOL, it just rang, I answered (in my best spic accent) Que quiers mano, la migra viene horitia (what do you want man, immigration is coming now?) He's been calling back....lol
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
Select a suitable wallpaper and ringtone. Then leave it back at the restaurant.
"Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive." -- Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan
Have fun, it's manna...err, taco's...from heaven.
__________________________________________________________ It's all in a foreign language, how do I know it doesn't belong to terrorists? I found it, I didn't steal it..... as for Unbiblical? ROTFLMAO
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
The little taco eater is pissed. he keeps calling me back. Too F'ing bad.....LOL
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
Goddamn lucky bastard. I wish I had me one of them-there Jeebus phones. Odin always liked you best.
I dare you to sing this little song every time he calls:
__________________________________________________________ Yeah..... How much you give me? Shucks...
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
I took the battery out out to keep it from ringing Maybe I should put it back in...LOL
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
Just hold the phone up to your computer speaker and hit 'Play' and let the hilarity ensue when somebody calls.
__________________________________________________________ If you are not going to give it back, then keep the battery out. It probably has GPS on it and even if doesn't it is not hard for the phone company to find out the area the phone is at. I don't want you getting arrested for stealing a phone you found.
God is always good!
I found it fair and square, but don't worry, if I feel the heat, I'll deep six it quicker than ShroonRAT dodged a draft notice in the 70s.
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
All I can say is, take it to the cop shop and let them figure it out.
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
ROTFLOL!
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
the most factual thing ever posted by buckeroo
I have no freaking' clue. buckeroo posted on 2010-07-24 21:33:00 ET
#2. To: Flintlock (#0)
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#3. To: Flintlock (#0)
#4. To: RickyJ (#2)
(Edited)
Give it back man.
If you lost something you would want someone to return it.
#5. To: randge (#3)
Find a real cheesy strip club and leave it on the bar.
#6. To: Flintlock, *The Border* (#0)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#7. To: Flintlock (#0)
#8. To: X-15 (#6)
"RUN, LA MIGRA IS COMING FOR YOU!!!"
#9. To: Flintlock (#0)
#10. To: Flintlock (#8)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#11. To: Shoonra (#7)
It is obviously lost, not abandoned, property and the owner is identifiable (e.g., he probably had a speed dial number marked Home or Wife),
so keeping it is (1) theft and (2) unbiblical.
#12. To: X-15 (#10)
Have fun,
#13. To: Flintlock, Mr. Unbiblical (#4)
Plus, it has this real cool pic of Mary holding the baby Heysus...
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936 2011)
#14. To: Flintlock, Esso, *The Border* (#12)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#15. To: Esso (#13)
I wish I had me one of them-there Jeebus phones
Odin always liked you best.
#16. To: X-15 (#14)
I dare you to sing this little song every time he calls:
#17. To: Flintlock (#16)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#18. To: Flintlock (#16)
#19. To: RickyJ, ShroonRA, T (#18)
I don't want you getting arrested for stealing a phone you found.
#20. To: Shoonra, Flintlock (#7)
so keeping it is (1) theft and (2) unbiblical.
#21. To: Flintlock (#19)
if I feel the heat, I'll deep six it quicker than ShroonRAT dodged a draft notice in the 70s.
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