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Title: Turtle Makes the Sign of the Cross
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Published: Jun 30, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-06-30 12:21:34 by Turtle
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Views: 935
Comments: 7

I was walking my dog yesterday when I saw a 250-pound woman wearing lime-green pants bent over in her yard pointing her ass at me.

I was so horrified I had to make the Sign of the Cross.

So things are just so hideous they should be illegal.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

and here I thought you liked my ass.

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith

farmfriend  posted on  2011-06-30   12:35:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

and here I thought you liked my ass.

You wear lime-green stretch pants?

"THRUSH believes in the two-party system: the masters and the slaves." -- Napoleon Solo, "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."

Turtle  posted on  2011-06-30   12:37:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I saw a 250-pound woman wearing lime-green pants bent over in her yard pointing her ass at me.

Here, let me apply the proper antidote:

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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

X-15  posted on  2011-06-30   12:39:06 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

had to get your attention somehow!

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith

farmfriend  posted on  2011-06-30   12:39:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

and here I thought you liked my ass.

You wear lime-green stretch pants?

So, the 250 pound womans ass isnt the problem, it's the lime-green pants.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-06-30   20:25:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

So, the 250 pound womans ass isnt the problem, it's the lime-green pants.

I would have a problem with that as well.

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith

farmfriend  posted on  2011-06-30   20:28:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

So, the 250 pound womans ass isnt the problem, it's the lime-green pants.

They were tight pants. Way too tight.

"THRUSH believes in the two-party system: the masters and the slaves." -- Napoleon Solo, "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."

Turtle  posted on  2011-07-01   10:48:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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