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Title: Turtle Makes the Sign of the Cross
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Published: Jun 30, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-06-30 12:21:34 by Turtle
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I was walking my dog yesterday when I saw a 250-pound woman wearing lime-green pants bent over in her yard pointing her ass at me. I was so horrified I had to make the Sign of the Cross. So things are just so hideous they should be illegal.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
and here I thought you liked my ass.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
You wear lime-green stretch pants?
"THRUSH believes in the two-party system: the masters and the slaves." -- Napoleon Solo, "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."
Here, let me apply the proper antidote: __________________________________________________________ had to get your attention somehow!
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
You wear lime-green stretch pants? So, the 250 pound womans ass isnt the problem, it's the lime-green pants.
I would have a problem with that as well.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
They were tight pants. Way too tight.
"THRUSH believes in the two-party system: the masters and the slaves." -- Napoleon Solo, "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."
#2. To: farmfriend (#1)
and here I thought you liked my ass.
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
I saw a 250-pound woman wearing lime-green pants bent over in her yard pointing her ass at me.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#4. To: Turtle (#2)
#5. To: Turtle (#2)
and here I thought you liked my ass.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#6. To: Armadillo (#5)
So, the 250 pound womans ass isnt the problem, it's the lime-green pants.
#7. To: Armadillo (#5)
So, the 250 pound womans ass isnt the problem, it's the lime-green pants.
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