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Title: THE NEW WINE TASTER
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Published: Jul 2, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-07-02 02:23:34 by farmfriend
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THE NEW WINE TASTER

At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass to drink. He tried it and said, "It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers". Low grade but acceptable.

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass....
"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.."
"Correct."

A third glass...
''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished.He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father." Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)

I laughed. Please don't tell anyone as I deeply regret the momentary lack of emotional control.

" Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics................................ Even if you win, you're still retarded ":

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities. –Voltaire

Hmmmmm  posted on  2011-07-02   8:05:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: farmfriend (#0)

I'll name the father.

Please update this story if the fathers name is disclosed.

" Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics................................ Even if you win, you're still retarded ":

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities. –Voltaire

Hmmmmm  posted on  2011-07-02   8:09:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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