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Title: Turtle Gets a Review on his 99 Cent eBook!
Source: http://www.amazon.com/Planet-Full-Doofuses-ebook/dp/B0058KRK
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Published: Jul 5, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-07-05 13:23:31 by Turtle
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Views: 1644
Comments: 61

Bob Wallace knows how to tell a story.

If you remember the Fractured Fairy Tales from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show then you'll love A Planet Full of Doofuses by Bob Wallace. It's a decade's worth of bemused Aesopian wit aimed at America's mass-media-mongered political and cultural mentality. Through talking dogs, pistol-packing Grannies and an ongoing bid for the Kingship of the USA Bob melds humor, insight and an eclectic educational and professional background to revive the parable for the 21st century. A Planet Full of Doofuses is so fun you won't notice how much you've learned until you catch yourself explaining history, science, economics, literature and Barsoom to the doofuses around you. Get it. Know what others don't.

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One is better than zero. I doubt I sell enough to retire and give up my life of crime.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Turtle wrote his own review.

abraxas  posted on  2011-07-05   13:26:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle wrote his own review.

Nope, actually Tom Novak is a friend of mine, so I guess the review doesn't really count.

Turtle  posted on  2011-07-05   13:28:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Tom Novak

Tom Novak? Sounds like yet another diabolical Turtle alias, character and/or voice in the twisted Turtle cranium. : )

abraxas  posted on  2011-07-05   13:30:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Tom Novak?

Nope, Tom lives in Georgia and used to kill sharks as a scuba driver.

That ain't me at all, to do something like that.

Turtle  posted on  2011-07-05   13:31:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Tom lives in Georgia and used to kill sharks as a scuba driver.

This Tom Novak character is more fictional by the minute! lol

abraxas  posted on  2011-07-05   13:33:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

This Tom Novak character is more fictional by the minute! lol

Oh yeah? Go to Facebook and type in his name and tell me then if he's fictional.

Turtle  posted on  2011-07-05   13:34:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

type in his name and tell me then if he's fictional.

Often, fiction writers are inspired by real people who are given super human shark killing traits and such.......

Tom Novak indeed! That's the sort of name given to the saucy epic hero in a romance novel who flaunts his six pack abs while making the ladies weak in the knees. I bet this Tom Novak had a forbidden love affair with a mermaid while shark hunting too....made her weak in the fin. lol

abraxas  posted on  2011-07-05   13:39:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Tom Novak indeed! That's the sort of name given to the saucy epic hero in a romance novel who flaunts his six pack abs while making the ladies weak in the knees. I bet this Tom Novak had a forbidden love affair with a mermaid while shark hunting too....made her weak in the fin. lol

You can see pictures of Tom at Facebook.

He looks a bit like a Mad Scientist.

He is a former scuba driver and has killed sharks with a bang stick when they came too close to him.

Turtle  posted on  2011-07-06   11:33:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#22. To: Turtle, abraxas (#21)

You can see pictures of Tom at Facebook.

No, you can't.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-07-06 11:42:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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