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Title: Turtle Gets a Review on his 99 Cent eBook!
Source: http://www.amazon.com/Planet-Full-Doofuses-ebook/dp/B0058KRK
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Published: Jul 5, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-07-05 13:23:31 by Turtle
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Views: 2758
Comments: 61

Bob Wallace knows how to tell a story.

If you remember the Fractured Fairy Tales from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show then you'll love A Planet Full of Doofuses by Bob Wallace. It's a decade's worth of bemused Aesopian wit aimed at America's mass-media-mongered political and cultural mentality. Through talking dogs, pistol-packing Grannies and an ongoing bid for the Kingship of the USA Bob melds humor, insight and an eclectic educational and professional background to revive the parable for the 21st century. A Planet Full of Doofuses is so fun you won't notice how much you've learned until you catch yourself explaining history, science, economics, literature and Barsoom to the doofuses around you. Get it. Know what others don't.


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One is better than zero. I doubt I sell enough to retire and give up my life of crime.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Turtle wrote his own review.

abraxas  posted on  2011-07-05   13:26:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: abraxas (#1)

Turtle wrote his own review.

Nope, actually Tom Novak is a friend of mine, so I guess the review doesn't really count.

Turtle  posted on  2011-07-05   13:28:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#2)

Tom Novak

Tom Novak? Sounds like yet another diabolical Turtle alias, character and/or voice in the twisted Turtle cranium. : )

abraxas  posted on  2011-07-05   13:30:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: abraxas (#3)

Tom Novak?

Nope, Tom lives in Georgia and used to kill sharks as a scuba driver.

That ain't me at all, to do something like that.

Turtle  posted on  2011-07-05   13:31:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Turtle, abraxas (#5)

so does Tom Novak now kill sharks as a lint brush for tuxedos salesman?

IRTorqued  posted on  2011-07-05   21:00:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: IRTorqued (#15)

so does Tom Novak now kill sharks as a lint brush for tuxedos salesman?

He gave up scuba diving years ago after blowing his ears out when some novice driver panicked and tried to make it to the surface too fast and Tom went after him.

Turtle  posted on  2011-07-06   11:54:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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