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Title: Turtle Gets a Review on his 99 Cent eBook!
Source: http://www.amazon.com/Planet-Full-Doofuses-ebook/dp/B0058KRK
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Published: Jul 5, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-07-05 13:23:31 by Turtle
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Views: 2774
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Bob Wallace knows how to tell a story.

If you remember the Fractured Fairy Tales from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show then you'll love A Planet Full of Doofuses by Bob Wallace. It's a decade's worth of bemused Aesopian wit aimed at America's mass-media-mongered political and cultural mentality. Through talking dogs, pistol-packing Grannies and an ongoing bid for the Kingship of the USA Bob melds humor, insight and an eclectic educational and professional background to revive the parable for the 21st century. A Planet Full of Doofuses is so fun you won't notice how much you've learned until you catch yourself explaining history, science, economics, literature and Barsoom to the doofuses around you. Get it. Know what others don't.


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#43. To: Turtle, abraxas, farmfriend (#0)

I must say it's actually a good, creative, collection of stories. I'm enjoying it.

I wrote a short review at Amazon last week but they did not post it.
Probably because I dont have a cool sounding name like Tom Novak.

I need an alias, maybe Dan Steel. Then I could get layed, maybe.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-07-06   21:32:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Armadillo (#43)

I need an alias, maybe Dan Steel. Then I could get layed, maybe.

Dan? No, no, no......Dan is too dainty for the saucy, sex appeal necessary for our lusty romance novel stud. Steel is good though.

You need more power in the first for your alias.......like Sergio Steel. Sergio is saucy!! Or, if that one is too ethnic we could go with Trent Steel. Trent's a bit less ethnic with that macho saucy romance stud feel. Yeah, Trent "Armadillo" Steel......that's the ticket!!

abraxas  posted on  2011-07-06   21:44:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: abraxas (#45)

Sergio is saucy!! Or, if that one is too ethnic we could go with Trent Steel. Trent's a bit less ethnic with that macho saucy romance stud feel. Yeah, Trent "Armadillo" Steel......that's the ticket!!

Ab, DAN STEEL as in STEELY DAN.
Youve seen me, do I look like a Sergio or Trent? lol.
Trent is too upscale.
How about Sebastian Steel? Sophisticated, sexy, cool, and slightly evil.

Sebastian Steel is the most interesting man in the world.
He walks nude in public, yet still has a shy bladder.
"I dont always drink beer, but when I do... I mix it with fruit juice."

Armadillo  posted on  2011-07-06   21:59:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: Armadillo (#47)

How about Sebastian Steel? Sophisticated, sexy, cool, and slightly evil.

"I dont always drink beer, but when I do... I mix it with fruit juice."

Yes, Sebastian is saucy. But, how is it slightly evil?

Damien, now Damien is slightly evil....Damien Steel. Maybe, more than slightly.

Shy bladder Sebastian likes his beer with fruit juice......lol

abraxas  posted on  2011-07-06   22:11:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: abraxas, farmfriend (#50)

es, Sebastian is saucy. But, how is it slightly evil?

Damien, now Damien is slightly evil....Damien Steel. Maybe, more than slightly.

Sebastian sounds like a guy with a dark side.
That's ok, women like dangerous guys with dark sides.
I could walk into a crowd of women, say "Hello ladies, I'm Sebastian Steel". They would all throw themselves at me like an Axe commercial.
"Ohh Sebastian. Please Mr Steel, take me now! Father my child!"

Damien would only attract teen goth chicks and dominatrixs.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-07-06   22:50:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#55. To: Armadillo (#54)

Damien would only attract teen goth chicks and dominatrixs.

lol...yes, Damien borders on too evil.

Okay, Sebastian it is.......making the ladies weak in the knees, maybe even a little bit light headed. : )

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