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Title: Armadillo Romance Novel
Source:
My brain.
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Published: Jul 7, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-07-07 01:35:50 by Armadillo
Keywords: None
Views: 388
Comments: 10
"Hello ladies, my name is Sebastian Steel" the nude man said, his pale blue-green eyes piercing the soul of the hot lesbians lounging around the pool. The lesbians looked at each other, then back to Sebastian. "What a sexy name you have Mr Steel" the hottest lesbian said. "Your name touches some deep part of my sexual desires I have suppressed too long." Sebastian replaced his dark sunglasses. "Why dont you ladies come back to my room. We can... talk." he said cooly, his head slightly tilted to the right. "Yes Sebastian, please ply us with alcohol" the lesbians said together. "Wow! Mixing your beer with fruit juice! How interesting you are Sebastian. Your eccentricity is arousing. Show us more." the lesbians spoke in concert. "Ohh Sebastian" the lesbians gushed, "that is sooooo old-school". The women began to run their hands over his body. "We've never felt like this about a man before".
Poster Comment: To Be Continued...
Sebastian was standing in front of the lesbians, hands on hips, wearing only his trademark black cowboy hat. He was very thin and with a beard modeled after that of Cmdr Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. He was well hung. His legs and arms had fine manly hair, as did his manboobs. His pubic area was shaved.
Sebastian could not actually see the lesbains because he had removed his prescription sunglasses to facilitate the aforementioned soul piercing. But he knew they were hot.
"These... feelings... my heart is racing" uttered the slightly less-hot lesbian.
The lesbians smiled, stood and collected their towels. Sebastian estimated their ages to be in the late twenties. Their bodies were fine, smooth, and soft, possibly never touched by a man.
They eagerly followed Sebastian to his room at the nudist resort. "Would you ladies like a drink. I have Negra Modelo." he said once they entered the room.
Sebastian went to the refrigerator, extracted a bottle for each woman, then grabbed one for himself and a bottle of lemonade. He mixed the contents of the two bottles into a glass from the pantry.
Sebastian sipped his NegraModeloAde. "I know HTML, javascript, php, and other web languages. I wrote my own websites code in a text editor."
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#1. To: Armadillo, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
LOL
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
The real Sebastian Steel, revealed at last: __________________________________________________________ LOL
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
LOL!! Bravo, Dillo.......that's some saucy writing and an intriguing plot as Sebastian lures the lesbians with his fruit/beer cocktail. I shall await chapter two of this epic romance novel. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
I thought that was a pic of the not so hot lesbian....lol
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Then Lance Goodthrust (aka Turtle) entered the scene and Sebastian found himself alone again.
"THRUSH believes in the two-party system: the masters and the slaves." -- Napoleon Solo, "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."
Sebastian Steel was about to carry the two soon to be ex-lesbians to his bedroom when he heard an odd cackle. Sebastian was depressed and turned to the one thing that soothes his soul, music. He listened to "Paper Airplane" by Alison Krauss. Sebastian Steel went outside and pointed in the general direction that Lance Goodthrust had gone. "LANCE! Lance, I COME FOR YOU!" he bellowed. He had a grin, the kind of grin that tells people you are "in the zone" and are unstoppable. If confidence could be seen as light, Sebastian would be shinning brighter than the sun. In Lace Goodthrust's hovel, he was attempting to seduce the two recalcitrant lesbians. "No! We want Sebastian Steel!" they screamed. "Ohhhh Sebastian Steel" the lesbians sighed, "take us NOW! Make us real women!" The End.
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." -Padme, Star Wars III, Sith
LOL!! Most excellent story telling Dillo. : ) Keep 'em coming......I mean the stories, not the ex-lesbians. lol
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
I order you to nail your feet to the ceiling.
"THRUSH believes in the two-party system: the masters and the slaves." -- Napoleon Solo, "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."
#2. To: Armadillo, farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#3. To: X-15 (#2)
#4. To: Armadillo (#0)
#5. To: X-15 (#2)
#6. To: Armadillo (#0)
#7. To: abraxas, farmfriend, turtle, All (#0)
He turned to see his arch-nemesis Lance Goodthrust standing in the back room. "Lance why are you here? Are you using my anatomically correct rubber vulva sex toy?"
Lance appearance was best described as turtle-like. Lance ensorceled the two unnaturally hot women with tales from his best selling e-book.
Before Sebastian knew what was happening the women were gone with Lance. But every silver lining always seems to have a cloud
Sebastion suddenly felt the lesbians calling out to him in his mind.
That comes my way
Anticipated pleasure or unexpected pain
No choice I feel
Love is hard to measure, hidden in the rain
That's why you'll find me
Here all alone and still wondering why
Waitin inside for the cold to get colder
And here where it's clear that I've wasted my time
Hopin to fly
cause it's almost over now...
"Sebastian Steel, you're our only hope."
Was it imagination or some psychic link? Sebastian Steel did not care, all he knew is that the ladies needed him, now.
He went to the medicine cabinet, ate a hand full of St Johns Wort pills, then returned to the kitchen and drank the rest of his NegraModeloAde.
He was ready.
Some elderly nudists drove by in a golf cart. By their years of life experience they knew that nothing, save God, could stop Sebastian from getting his lesbians back. And nothing, save God, could protect Lance from the terrible fate that awaited him.
As Sebastian Steel walked down the road, the space before him seemed to distort. As if space and time itself were bending to his will.
Just then, Sebastian Steel burst into existence inside the hovel. He pointed his finger at Lance. "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE."
Sebastian removed his prescription sunglasses and the gaze of his pale blue-green eyes impaled the soul of Lance Goodthrust.
Lance was quivering as his sexual orientation changed. Lance was now gay and desperately in love with Sebastian Steel. Realizing he was doomed to walk the Earth with unquenchable man-love, Lance fled never to be seen again.
Sebastian made passionate and unyielding love to them for several hours. No part of the ex-lesbians bodies remained untouched by Sebastian Steel.
Once you go armadillo, you never go back.
#8. To: Armadillo (#7)
#9. To: Armadillo (#7)
#10. To: Armadillo (#7)
Lance was now gay and desperately in love with Sebastian Steel.
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