The first time Barney Frank's mom and dad saw him lying in the hospital nursery they were so proud of their little baby boy. All of the other babies had pacifiers in their mouth to keep them from screaming and crying. And their lie little Barney so calm and happy with no pacifier. His mother turned to his father and said, "look at how sweet our boy is. He lies there so nicely and he doesn't even need a pacifier."
Just then the nurse was walking by and said to Mrs. Frank, "actually we had to put his pacifier in his rectum to keep him quiet".