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Title: Turtle is Shocked! Shocked!
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Published: Jul 21, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-07-21 14:30:42 by Turtle
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I checked my Amazon account to see how many copies of my 99 cent eBook I had sold...one! One! Turtle is shocked! Shocked I tell you! Shocked! Someone has obviously hacked my account and changed it from thousands down to one!
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
You may want to look into that. Well, that obviously takes care of the money needed so I can stylin' on the streets in my cherry '86 Yugo.
"Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes." – P.J. O'Rourke, "A Parliament of Whores"
Aha! Out of the closet. Only a liberal Sierra Clubber would drive a Yugo.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Heh, heh, heh. ;-)
Maybe a biographical photo included with the download will help.
I bought one. Didnt your friend with the cool sounding name buy one as well? Maybe Amazon doesn't update my account all that often. That would be Tom Novak, former scuba driver and shark killer.
"Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes." – P.J. O'Rourke, "A Parliament of Whores"
Six feet, actually drives a '99 Windstar van.
"Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes." – P.J. O'Rourke, "A Parliament of Whores"
I bought it and I want my money back. All you performed for that 99 cents was a rehash of your threads right here on 4um. When can I expect my refund check?
"In a free society we're supposed to know the truth," ... "In a society where truth becomes treason, then we're in big trouble. And now, people who are revealing the truth are getting into trouble for it" -- Ron Paul, circa 2010-12-02
Wrong!!! Liar liar pants on fire.
"Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes." – P.J. O'Rourke, "A Parliament of Whores"
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
#2. To: Eric Stratton (#1)
Obviously they've hacked your bank account and stolen your money as well.
#3. To: Turtle, Eric Stratton (#2)
...stylin' on the streets in my cherry '86 Yugo.
#4. To: Original_Intent (#3)
#5. To: Eric Stratton, Turtle (#4)
... and someone under 5'6" tall.
#6. To: Turtle (#2)
#7. To: Turtle (#0)
Didnt your friend with the cool sounding name buy one as well?
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#8. To: Armadillo (#7)
I bought one.
#9. To: Original_Intent, Eric Stratton (#3)
Aha! Out of the closet. Only a liberal Sierra Clubber would drive a Yugo.
#10. To: Turtle (#0)
I checked my Amazon account to see how many copies of my 99 cent eBook I had sold...one! One!
#11. To: buckeroo (#10)
All you performed for that 99 cents was a rehash of your threads right here on 4um.
#12. To: Turtle, Original_Intent (#9)
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