So today I was having coffee, in my dining room, where I work, when I heard a funny sound outside. Then I heard the revving of an engine, and then, a crash, and quickly a huge crash against my house. As it would turn out, a driver with MS, who is not legally able to have a license, smashed into a car, with 3 Asians in it, who did not have proper insurance, which spun around 360 degrees, the driver hit the gas not the brakes, and rammed through my fence, and into my fucking house.
Not more than 10 seconds later, a gathering of primates from around the neighborhood came streaming through my yard, trying to see what happened. When told to leave, they told me to go F- myself, as I wasn't the boss of them. I told them it's my property, get the fuck out of here, or you're going to leave in a bag. The cops showed up, and dispersed the crowd, but I heard from the cops that the apes in question went on about how Whitey threatened them. The cops are on my side, as I'm a tax paying, law abiding citizen, and not a drug dealing scumbag.
I fucking hate my neighborhood. The Asians in question, it would turn out to not be their car, not their insurance. Then another Asian came by asking about a stolen car. Funny.