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Title: Shit you won't believe
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Published: Jul 21, 2011
Author: ME
Post Date: 2011-07-21 17:24:22 by TommyTheMadArtist
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Views: 400
Comments: 34
So today I was having coffee, in my dining room, where I work, when I heard a funny sound outside. Then I heard the revving of an engine, and then, a crash, and quickly a huge crash against my house. As it would turn out, a driver with MS, who is not legally able to have a license, smashed into a car, with 3 Asians in it, who did not have proper insurance, which spun around 360 degrees, the driver hit the gas not the brakes, and rammed through my fence, and into my fucking house. Not more than 10 seconds later, a gathering of primates from around the neighborhood came streaming through my yard, trying to see what happened. When told to leave, they told me to go F- myself, as I wasn't the boss of them. I told them it's my property, get the fuck out of here, or you're going to leave in a bag. The cops showed up, and dispersed the crowd, but I heard from the cops that the apes in question went on about how Whitey threatened them. The cops are on my side, as I'm a tax paying, law abiding citizen, and not a drug dealing scumbag. I fucking hate my neighborhood. The Asians in question, it would turn out to not be their car, not their insurance. Then another Asian came by asking about a stolen car. Funny.
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#1. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#0)
Tom- you have the ultimate 'hood stories of anyone here. Come to CenTex when you're finally sick to death of it all. We'll leave the light on for you.
Break the Conventions - Keep the Commandments
Your house was inexpensive or something, right? Some kind of deal?
"Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive." -- Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan
When told to leave, they told me to go F- myself, I believe you could have fired where I live. Anyone who breaks into/onto my place and threatens me will find out if it's Heysus, Buddha or ODIN!!!
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
Jeez, your post sounds like a clip from the movie Gran Torino. I'm sure I'm not telling you anything new but it sounds inevitable you are going to have a serious run in with the subhumans. I'm not sure what your options are, but the nation is chock full of low cost housing thanks to our government's oversight of FMae and FMac. Myself, I'm tucked away in the middle of mountains where housing can be very reasonable the further from town you are willing to go.
I am very sick to death of it. My house wasn't cheap. In fact, it's the most expensive house within a 10 block radius. I've learned a lesson about having a nice house in a shitty part of town. The cops validated me in saying that at any time I felt threatened I could have taken matters in my own hands. I've already called some people's landlords over this. If there's a problem at my house, I will deal with it myself. If I cannot, then the police will be called to clean up the mess. I am just fucking tired of the monkey shines, and the funniest part? Some of the dumb fuckers were white people. Telling me that I had no right to tell them to get out of my yard. I should have shot them all.
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
No, I wish it were. I'd have burned it down for the insurance.
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
well, something similar happened to my house in the NW Austin neighborhood where i lived in the 80s. my house was on a corner with a sloped front yard. some mexican construction workers were working across the street and hauling house construction material in a flat bed attached to their pickup. well, when they attempted to drive away, the flat bed was not secured and detached from the truck. it rolled down our front yard gaining speed and it crashed into the rock exterior of my house with its steel point penetrating all the way through the wall of the room which was our home office. i happened to be working at the desk at the time which was on the opposite wall so i had my back to it. it was really loud and shook the entire house. needless to say it scared the hell out of me. i couldn't figure out what had happened! when i turned around and saw the big hole in the wall and the steel bar coming through, i was shocked. then i could see the flatbed out the window and the mexicans at the top of yard with their mouths hanging open almost as big as the hole! fortunately, they were employed by a local builder and he took care of all the repairs.
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth. ~ H.L. Mencken
jewish lightning is often a real blessing. Do it correctly. And blame it on the sorry-ass neighbors who hate whitey. This is survivalist, not legal, advice.
Break the Conventions - Keep the Commandments
Good grief. I'd not heard that one.
Break the Conventions - Keep the Commandments
Thank you Lod. There's a reason why I call you friend.
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
Something like this happened to me also. My house was at the bottom of the hill and a truck rolled down hill because the brake was not secure and crashed into my bedroom while I was asleep. It was scary! In reference to the bozos in your yard, I can relate, a couple of years ago I found a neighbor in MY yard installing a satelite dish on MY side of the fence and had the nerve to cuss me out in MY lawn after I told him to leave..
The next primitive that comes into my yard, no matter what color, isn't going home. I'll bury the bastards in my yard before I let them go. My neighborhood is full of white trash, and the other kind and I simply have had enough. When I tell someone to get the fuck out of my yard, they had better respect my wishes. I have an EFMB. If there was anyone hurt, I was more than qualified to save a life. I HAVE saved lives before, and to think some fucking junkie is going to be better at that then me? Only if I'd needed to find a fucking vein. I told everyone to clear out, but they wouldn't, and when the cops told them to get the fuck out, suddenly I was the bad guy? I told the cops the next time it happens, send an ambulance and a coroner, because I won't stand for this. Not in my yard. Not on my property. He complete agreed with me. He's seen my part of town for 15 years on the downward spiral. I am a very well known quantity in my neighborhood, and the cops like me. A lot. They like my dog a lot too. The point is, as an owner, I have a stake in this neighborhood, and if I have to defend myself, or property, I am coming out on top, no matter how many shallow graves I have to dig.
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
right on, tommy...
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth. ~ H.L. Mencken
Tom - Does your state have the Castle Doctrine in effect? Many, if not most states do. In essence, If you're on my property, without my specific permission, you are subject to be lawfully capped. Period.
Break the Conventions - Keep the Commandments
God forbid it comes to that, but if it does; leave corpses, not lawsuits.
Break the Conventions - Keep the Commandments
I think it law in PA now. We really need it as we're getting invaded too, even in the rural areas. Our crime rate is going through the roof. The bastards are stealing air conditioners right out of peoples' windows.
formerly GJones.
ODIN!!!
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
It does, with a proviso. When you're inside your home, it's lights out. If it's outside, you must make an effort to to *first* avoid deadly physical force. This second part is about to change with a bill that's moving through the House and has the support of the Governor. If it passes, outside confrontations will be treated like those inside your home.
Can we get pics?
Your description of your local "neighbors" sounds eerily like that of Charlton Hestons' "neighbors" in Omega Man: Honky Paradise:
Oregon is an "inside the house State". The local cops advise people, unofficially, to pull the perp across the threshold before calling 911. If they are inside the house it is open season. Outside only if you are clearly threatened or under assault.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
Hell, Tommy IS Omega Man!
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
So yesterday, the white trash next door, all 9 of them were outside just watching my house, like it was a fucking television program. As if something else might happen. Around 8:00 PM or so, I got home from Home Despot with materials, and replaced the fence. Contractor came out, gave me an estimate, and boy is it a doozy. My home owner's insurance is covering everything, which is all fine and good, but I couldn't sleep a wink last night, because any and every sound woke me up. Once the wall of your home is breached by someone stupid, you realize that you're not even safe in your home. All the locks, and fences are pointless when some fucking retard in a car, with no license, can cause an accident, that sends a car through your fence, and into your dining room. The cops were decent, but the zombies in my neighborhood are all skulking around, waiting for the next bit of excitement. It dawned on me this morning that all of these useless eaters in my area, don't have jobs. Which is why they were all able to converge on my house. These people who are obviously able bodied, but irreparably fucking stupid, should be working. Instead, they were attracted by the sound, and possible carnage to my home, where they could do what every other zombie in this country wants to do. Be entertained. It wasn't real, which is why when I told them to get the fuck off my property, they disregarded me. I have this idea that what really needs to be done in this country, isn't so much protesting the government, but to cut the cable, and internet access off to every American person. Destroy any and all satellite receivers, and shut down every TV studio. Within a day, you'd have people thinking for themselves, and within a week, you'd have an end to apathy, and eventually tyranny.
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
If you cut the net, good people won't be able to get real news, while the unwashed masses of suckers will return to newspapers and radio to get most of the same crap they got from TV.
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
This is where we are: And sounds like where you REALLY are!
LOL
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth. ~ H.L. Mencken
I once drove by a wreck. How it happened I don't know, but it wasn't too bad. All I saw was one monkey standing outside a car with two Asian women in it, and he was hopping up and down and screaming at them. It appeared the gooks had run a stopsign and clipped the monkey's car.
"Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes." – P.J. O'Rourke, "A Parliament of Whores"
I think it's waiting for Corbett's signature.
formerly GJones.
Over my fence, I can see Clevons a plenty. If I were to sterilize these people, I'd be doing the world a fucking favor. No cures for cancer coming out of that house, let me tell you.
"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist
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Not more than 10 seconds later, a gathering of primates from around the neighborhood came streaming through my yard,........
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Does your state have the Castle Doctrine i
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I should have shot them all.
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I think it law in PA now.
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-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
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Your description of your local "neighbors" sounds eerily like that of Charlton Hestons' "neighbors" in Omega Man:
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I have this idea that what really needs to be done in this country, isn't so much protesting the government, but to cut the cable, and internet access off to every American person. Destroy any and all satellite receivers, and shut down every TV studio. Within a day, you'd have people thinking for themselves, and within a week, you'd have an end to apathy, and eventually tyranny.
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