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Title: South Carolina Launches All-Out Assault on Truck Nutz
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Published: Jul 28, 2011
Author: http://wonkette.com/450182/south-carolin
Post Date: 2011-07-28 18:44:56 by tom007
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South Carolina Launches All-Out Assault on Truck Nutz by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 3:53 pm July 27, 2011 107 Comments 2844 Views OH COME ON, as though somehow there are people out there who don’t love Truck Nutz? Judging by the number of people who sent us this tip, absolutely NO ONE in all of space/time except a humorless douchebag police officer who issued a $445 ticket to a 65-year-old woman for putting giant red balls on her truck, along with some prosecutor who ran out of black people to throw in prison and will now make this lady stand trial for being a public fan of novelty testicles. We might as well be living under Stalin. A man known as Turtle, a freedon 4um poster, 58, was issued the ticket earlier this month after his truck was pulled over by Bonneau Police Department Chief Franco Fuda who saw the popular adornment known as “Truck Nutz” or “Bulls Balls” hanging from his 2004 Dodge. Her violation was recorded by the chief as “Obscene Bumber Sticker” which falls under a state law involving displays that community standards deem “patently offensive” and include “sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body.” According to a court clerk a trial will be scheduled for late August. It will allow Thrtle’s peers to determine what the community standard is when it comes to dangling novelty balls off the back of one’s truck. [Smoking Gun]
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
Turtle made the news!
He's nutz.
"NOT" South Carolina Launches All-Out Assault on Truck Nutz by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 3:53 pm July 27, 2011 107 Comments 2879 Views OH COME ON, as though somehow there are people out there who don’t love Truck Nutz? Judging by the number of people who sent us this tip, absolutely NO ONE in all of space/time except a humorless douchebag police officer who issued a $445 ticket to a 65-year-old woman for putting giant red balls on her truck, along with some prosecutor who ran out of black people to throw in prison and will now make this lady stand trial for being a public fan of novelty testicles. We might as well be living under Stalin. Virginia Tice, 65, was issued the ticket earlier this month after her truck was pulled over by Bonneau Police Department Chief Franco Fuda who saw the popular adornment known as “Truck Nutz” or “Bulls Balls” hanging from her 2004 Dodge. Her violation was recorded by the chief as “Obscene Bumber Sticker” which falls under a state law involving displays that community standards deem “patently offensive” and include “sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body.” According to a court clerk a trial will be scheduled for late August. It will allow Tice’s peers to determine what the community standard is when it comes to dangling novelty balls off the back of one’s truck.
"Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else." Frederic Bastiat Busted.
Geez, thought it would last for five or ten minutes.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." ~ Ben Franklin "For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry
ROFLMAO!!
#2. To: titorite (#1)
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
#3. To: titorite (#1)
Turtle made the news!
#4. To: noone222 (#3)
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#5. To: noone222 (#3)
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#6. To: tom007 (#2)
#7. To: tom007 (#0)
It will allow Turtle’s peers to determine...
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
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