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Title: Who Baby Daddy?
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Published: Aug 2, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-08-02 17:00:19 by James Deffenbach
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Comments: 5

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response ; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid." (1 image)

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

"Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."

Choice! ROTFLMAO!

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2011-08-02   17:06:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Who Baby Daddy?

Phunnie!

She's actually kinda cute and in my day (as a young guitarist/singer with a rep as a cheep ho) I may have spent some quality time with her, but never taken her home to Mama!

Of course with my record she'd have prolly gotten knocked up and given birth to a banjo playin' peacock....

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2011-08-02   17:10:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: BTP Holdings (#1)

Choice! ROTFLMAO!

Glad you liked it.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-08-02   18:50:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: HOUNDDAWG, christine (#2)

She's actually kinda cute and in my day (as a young guitarist/singer with a rep as a cheep ho) I may have spent some quality time with her, but never taken her home to Mama!

Yeah, mama probably wouldn't have appreciated that. I am pretty sure mine wouldn't have.

btw, do you get these once in a while when you are posting something---

"We're sorry, but this thread has been locked, and no further comments are being accepted"?

I get that notice pretty often but I can click back and then hit reply again and it posts. I think it is very strange.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.    Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-08-02   18:53:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

btw, do you get these once in a while when you are posting something---

"We're sorry, but this thread has been locked, and no further comments are being accepted"?

No.

Must be a glitch somewhere.

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2011-08-03   5:25:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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