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Title: Who Baby Daddy?
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Published: Aug 2, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-08-02 17:00:19 by James Deffenbach
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Comments: 5

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response ; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid." (1 image)

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

"Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."

Choice! ROTFLMAO!

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#3. To: BTP Holdings (#1)

Choice! ROTFLMAO!

Glad you liked it.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-08-02   18:50:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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